Maybe so, but at least I’m not the dumbest asshole on the dope. That award is in a 15-way tie right now, but you’re starting to take the lead now that you are unemployed and have about 30 hours a day to post.
And his signature is really gay.
What signature?
ETA: Also, I feel your use of the word “gay” is offensive to homosexuals.
It’s in his profile. I think it’s from a Liza Minnelli song.
They’re about to start making out any second now. I haven’t decided who “they” refers to yet. Either **ivn **and **KG **or **ivn **and angrysalsa. In either case: hot.
I’m sorry. Asshole says what?
I’m surprised they let you post to the dope when you’re working the fry machine.
Oh and Kimmy, I’m pretty sure you’re identify with the Protest Power Rangers moniker. You and IVN sure look the part in your tights and capes.
Don’t you two need to be shuffling off to do battle with evildoer moderators or something? You can use your “Protest Power Rangers… Form Of Asshole” to
make sure you’re ready to do battle.
Wowsers! I feel as if I’ve stepped into a time warp back to sixth grade!
How does this:
Square with this:
?
We’ve got BFF’s, mommy comments, and calling me an asshole a few dozen times.
I’m starting to think you aren’t actually a balding unemployed 48 year old drywall hanger!
Also, I just noticed this, but:
So, you’ve called me a twat and I think you passed the “occasional” mark on “asshole” a while back. Did it hurt to fall off such a high horse, there?
(P.S.: If the only metric is “being called out by the mods”, does that apply to the sock or troll rules? Because I see a contradiction.)
Up for a spit roast? We can make the Eiffel tower!
Maybe they’ll have a threesome.
You can come too, and make up for some lost time.
Ugh. Count me out. I’d hate to anger G.L.N.
Seriously? Quick, it’s not too late to make up a story about leaving your computer logged in and your kids typing that.
True. But it might make him fat. God knows, he’d just love to be fat.
That line alone may have made this whole thread worth the read.
This is just to funny…so mindless idiotic, but funny… thx…I needed a laugh
Mods, can we just lock this thread and fire it into space, taking everyone trapped inside with it?
–Exiting hastily–
Nah, I double-checked. It didn’t.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
Uh, IVN, you forgot to ask me if I wanted fries with your last post.