Coming from the guy who had a massive hissy fit when U.S. Dopers joked about annexing Alberta, this has officially fried my irony meter. 
So then who was the lead singer for Diarrhea-stained Post-it Notes?
Ah, the “FaP Four”. Great cover band.
Justin Bieber. It’s right there in the OP.
You, sir, are no Doper.
Regards,
Shodan
Huh. I forgot about that thread. I made a number of salient points that i’m reasonably proud of.
Your incorrect interpretation of my reaction is not my concern.
OP, this was very kind of you. I’m sure you made Jack Batty’s day.
Andros, don’t worry, if you put some effort into it, someone will Pit you too!
Although, isn’t there that “asshole” thread in the Pit? I bet you’re in that! Everyone’s in that. Except me. I’m not even an asshole in the Dope. Oh woe, :o
It occured to me on the drive home that my somewhat passive-aggressive response to Jackmannii was misplaced. Aggressive-aggressive is more appropriate, though it’s not really his fault he’s too addled to appreciate the implications of the hypothetical discussed in the thread he linked - his mother smoked far too much crack while pregnant; though that’s not really her fault, she was simply self-medicating after taking too many beatings from her pimp and her country lacked a rational public health-care option.
If I may say, an organic insult-slide covering Jackmannii, his mom and his country takes some minor modicum of skill, whereas his “hyuk, hyuk, you t’ru a hissy fit, herp derp!” is the sort of underwhelming volley one might expect from the Deputy Assistant Cabin Boy of the USS Shitheel, a posting Jack only got because of family connections.
His mom was the anchor. 
Anyway, since this was started as a joke thread (thank you for the kind words, ddsun), I’ll only respond for as long as it lasts to insults that are both filthy and clever. Bring your A Game or don’t waste the bandwidth - there are cat photographers starving in Africa who need it.
Typical Canadian dodge there, Ekers. I see through your politeness: “Sure, I’ll argue with you Jack, but the argument you brought seems to be broken. Here’s one I think we’ll all enjoy…”
Transparent attempt to distract us away from your adequacies. Brown slack wearing, donut-eating, healthcare having, flag-folding, culturally aware, cosmopolitan curd juggler[sup]1[/sup].
[sup]1[/sup]obligatory poutine reference
All this time I’d been wondering what “Anchor Babies” was supposed to mean.
Sigh. I hate it it when two of my fave posters quarrel.
On the other hand. Jack and Bryan are both eloquent chaps, so their interaction may be entertaining.
Sooo … popcorn, anyone?
The sentence is grammatically correct and highly evocative. It paints vivid imagery with pointed cultural references.
You gotta come hard as shit if you’re gonna call it out. You’re simply outclassed, methinks.