No, it says (transliterated) “proshchanie, tovarishch” – “Farewell, comrade!”.
Now Jack Chick’s ripping off Stan Lee, cause Jesus looks like The Thing in that cartoon!!!
I think this image needs a caption; the angel should be saying “Man, this is some fucked-up shit! - we should not have to do this”.
Seriously, can somebody point to any significant difference between Chick’s version of God and, say, Adolf Eichmann?
Or you can put a positive spin on it: “Come here, little one… come to Daddy!”
I would prefer the caption “self-portrait”.
Couldn’t resist!
Don’t forget Shaquille O’Neal.
OK, how about (as a caption):
Condemned Sinner: Aiieeeee!
**Angel: **Don’t blame me, I’m just following orders.
I notice there was a surfer dude with his board waiting in line in the bowels of hell. I wonder if he got to keep it. :rolleyes:
I see Jack has discovered the “Ken Burns Effects” checkbox in iMovie.
So who´s Jack?
Eichmann eventually died and stopped killing people.
For God so loved the world that he sent (himself as) his only begotten son to die (impossible because he is immortal) as a warning to all the billions that Jack Chick sees being committed to eternal fire. The basis of Chick’s religion, apart from his relish of the idea of billions of people becoming giant pork rinds, is a fraud.
In my mind, the guy about to burn.
Can someone please explain to me, what is the distribution system for these Jack Chick tracts? The only time I ever see them is when people on this Board post links to the online versions. I assume that they must exist in hard copy somewhere. But where? I work on the streets of downtown Chicago, where people are handing stuff out all the time, and I’ve never once in my life been handed a Jack Chick tract.
I live in Fort Worth, Texas, and I’ve lived in (among other places) Biloxi, Mississippi. I’ve seen these tracts handed out for Trick or Treaters on Halloween (Chick has a few that he recommends for this purpose), I’ve seen a stack of them left in ladies’ rooms on the counter, I’ve heard food servers bitch about getting a tract instead of a tip (can’t blame them for bitching, tracts won’t pay the rent), and I’ve seen them generally scattered in public areas. Good old Jack has some tips on how to litter with his tracts. He calls it witnessing.
Have you read this? Who, Me?
It pretty much explains the whole premise behind the tracts, and manages to scare the hell out me.
Wow. I guess it’s more of a red-state thing.
The scariest thing about it was that it implies that 11% of Christians have passed out a Gospel tract!
They’re… oddly exuberant (and, for that matter, forthcoming) that they (supposedly) took their “witnessing” method from “communist China.”
Yes, the fact that they brag about stealing their propaganda techniques from communist China is very scary. However, what i find the most disturbing is that the tract contradicts itself. Read, what is it, panel 7 or so and then read panel 17 & 18.
“What if they find a tract and start to read it?”
They will not read/care.
Therefore, leave a tract in the phone booth, restroom, etc. to convert people.