Jack Daniel's Hard Cola

Have you ever had it before? What do you think?

I love it. I love Jack n Cokes and having it in bottle form is suh-weet!

I’m on a Bruce_Daddy like pace with these things. In fact, if I had seen that thread earlier, I may have challenged him, since I had nothing to do today, either. Since 7:30 or so, I have had 11. My wife’s gonna kill me when she comes home.

They go down so easy, and here, they’re only $10/case. I don’t know why so cheap, but I’m not about to go complaining.

Seriously! It isn’t even like booze, it’s like Schnapps or something. Pure, delicious, tasty drunkenness, in a portable container.

It’s pretty good.
It’s especially good when you’re already drunk, and you can make yourself believe there’s actually Jack in there.

I quit drinking in 1987 but I enjoy watching other people make asses of themselves. I read the label of Jack Daniel’s Hard Cola and found out that it is a “flavored malt beverage”. When I was a teenager the same thing was sold as “Malt Duck”. We got a kick out of them because being relatively uninitiated drinkers, you could still drink a lot of them. In the 70’s the thing was “Champale”. Every generation has their initiation. Just remember when it causes a problem somewhere nearby there will be an AA meeting.

I think it tastes like cough syrup.

It’s purile swill mistakenly marketed as being safe for human consumption. Isopropyl alcohol is endowed with a superior flavor, albeit slightly more risky to ingest.

Thumbs way down.

I guess I had expectations because of the part of the name that said “Jack Daniels” and “Cola”. If you go in assuming Jack & Coke, then prepare for sugary disapointment.

And the reason that GMR speaks highly of it:

“It isn’t even like booze, it’s like Schnapps or something”

Is the same reason I hate it.

Horrid stuff. I think NyQuil tastes better…