You mean there are social scientists who actually make money!?!?!? I’m goin’ back into academia!
<sigh> do I need to come in there and exorcise your sorry asses? I really don’t think I have enough holy water even for this…, and if he actually DOES show up… 
blessedwolf- you KNOW why that won’t work for YOU- that Seal of Solomon mark will keep him away…
Monster:
No, they would suck the logic left of us.
Dannyboy:
Holy water, schmoly water. All you need is a lake full of leeches and the evil will be sucked right out of those sinners! If ya wanna get hung up on the sanctification bandwagon, just dunk some splinters of cheap pine … ah … fragments of the True Cross (C) in with the leeches and it’ll be as sanctified as the Pope’s asshole. Dunk in JDT and all those possessed/controlled by him and they’ll be doing the crotch-grabbing boogie as their foreskins attempt to jump ship.
Just a thought.
That would do it.