Jackals of the Dope, I pit you!

You don’t know the half of it. To wit:

Here’s Starvin’ taking a cheap shot at me in a thread I didn’t even participate in:

And to top it off, what he wrote was a flat-out LIE. Fortunately, Frank knows his costumers rather well and called him on his libelous statement…although I think he was being too kind:

Just so you know exactly what kind of cowardly, hypocrite liar you’re dealing with. It might also give you some context into why I lunged for the sack-of-shit’s throat from the get-go.


Lovely and fitting company you keep, Glomfuster.

Got ilk?

“Got ilk?”

That was funny you fucking dolt.

At least your spelling’s improving.

I have disagreed with SA in political threads. I agreed with you in a couple. This doesn’t constitute ‘keeping company’. It means that people sometimes share similar viewpoints and other times don’t. And sometimes people surprise me in both situations.

How in the hell do you manage 16 posts a day anyway? Do you just look at a thread title and just bang away on your keyboard?

Do dolts bow? Who cares. This one does:

:::bows:::

Thank you kindly, dipshit.


You and SA fuck with my moniker (without a clue I might add), I fuck with yours. It’s a wash.

You’re rather keen when it comes to politics, which makes it doubly hard to understand why you remain so obtuse on this particular topic.

OTOH I might be a lot of things (certainly not all of them good) but unlike others, no backstabber here. I have something to say, I’ll say right in your face. Here or elsewhere. Don’t think I would have made it far had I picked diplomacy as a career.

In any event, I’ve just shown you that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Hope that helps you understand The Pit a bit better and why myself and others keep telling you that you’ve spent too little time here to make the kind of value judgments you insist on making. Post count notwithstanding, of course, still waters run deep. In fact, I’ll just throw this out there for you to do as you will with it:

You might be better off/more effective posting less and thinking more.

Well, frankly that’s what I did in regard to the post Mindless Fury quoted above and took the liberty of bolding Frank’s reaction to without the customary ‘bolding mine’ attribution, again demonstrating how he tries to dishonestly put spin on someone else’s words in a largely ineffectual attempt to make things seem other than they are. I simply saw an anti-conservative thread started by Mindless Fury with ‘dolt’ as used in the thread title to characterize those of us with whom he disagrees, and made my comment in that context. To quote a poster vastly more intelligent than yourself, oh mindless one: “Big Woo”!

Do you have any idea just how lame these alleged transgressions of mine whch you get so worked up over are, and how foolish you look for your over-the-top reactions to them? You are a hotheaded, drunken, unthinking fool who can’t keep his temper reigned in enough to converse intelligently regarding any issue you become emotionally invested in.

Further, since you’re so quick to get riled over war, I’d suggest that many have been caused by people such as yourself who throughout history are those who become so incensed over what they view as the transgressions of others that their overwhelming desire is for physical violence…you know, just like your behavior in threatening at least three of us that I know of with physical violence yourself before you were rightfully spanked by a mod and ordered not to do so again. You certainly don’t find Shodan and me or the other would be attackee (whose name escapes me at the moment) threatening physical violence upon those with whom we disagree around here.

I would suggest you crawl back under whatever rock it is that you crawl under with your bottle of booze to congratulate yourself on your hotblooded Latin temper and close your ignorant mouth because you only look more foolish with each new attempt to make a mountain out of this or that silly little molehill of mine that has somehow enraged you.

Quiddity, from somebody who’s been burned in the Pit in the past, take this advice! If nothing else good comes from this thread, this advice at least will serve thee well.

Qouth RedFury:

“Thank you kindly, dipshit.”

I am shocked and outraged at this disparaging pejorative, how dare you engage in such invective in this forum!

SA I was talking about QG, you fucking drunken moron. I think you have confused me with maybe Red? Invoke your goofy ire elswhere.

killed the rest of that 101 tonight didn’t you.

Once more, your post is my cite, scumbag.

Thanks for making my point for me yet again. You remain a coward, a liar and a backstabber.

Have another shitty day – as per usual.

As for your whole “rage and booze” psychobabble, look in the mirror, slimeball. Rather easy to tell who’s losing it in this thread. And it ain’t moi.

PS-You more than welcomed to report my “transgression.” Had I not bolded it, quotes within quotes, all come out in italics, thus there’s no distinguishing between quote and response. Besides the rather minute fact that those are his – and your – words verbatim.

–Bolding and underlining cheerfully added by yours truly.

Italics above also mine.

–Repeat ad nauseam.

There, there. That ought to keep you busy/entertained for a while.

So do I, dipshit. You have accused me once before of stabbing you in the back and I’m assuming you are doing the same again here. Perhaps, since you’re so brave and bold and tell people things to their face, you would be courageous enough to tell me just how it is that I’ve stabbed you in the back. The only thing I might think of is that you suspected me for outing you in regard to the aforementioned violence which you wished to visit upon several of us with whom you disagree around here.

Perhaps you missed my machismo-laced retort to the effect that I have never reported anyone around here for any reason and that any mod you might care to question about it would certainly back me up.

Now, given that you are so arsed with whatever I might happen to say around here, I find it hard to believe that you never saw this explanation. So I’m left with two possibilities: Either you’re referring to some other way you think I stabbed you in the back, or you’re once again trying a dishonest (and curiously vague) attempt to discredit me though yet more prevarication.

So what is it, oh bald and smile-challenged one (you really shouldn’t link to photos on a board where you behave so hotheadedly, vulgarly and dishonestly and expect the targets of your dishonest behavior not to point and laugh)? Put up or shut up!

yeehaw

On second thought, so am I.

Thus I depart with deep regret and offer my most candid apologies. Trust the psychological damage I’ve caused is reversible in the very near future.

Dunno if I’ll be able to live with myself after this embarrassing episode. :o

Hell, yeah!

You ought to be careful, SA – if you keep whacking people with your purse you’re likely to spill all those quarters.

Oh, fuck off…

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I gotta love ya!

Put down the moonshine, get some sleep, read my post again.

If you still have a neuron or two firing, you just might be able to figure it out all by your lonesome.

If not, surely someone will come by and help you along. Dopers, as you well know, are very kind…as well as being fond of fighting ignorance.

Though yours, I’m afraid, is genetic.

Cheers.

You talking about the ‘dolt’ comment?…In a thread you weren’t even…sob…sniff…boo hoo…participating in? Good griefin’ fuck, how lame! Do you know how often I’m insulted in some thread that I’m not participating in? Well…not that often, but it happens ocassionally and I’m hip enough to know that them’s the breaks around here and I blow it off.

Guess I didn’t need those quarters after all…looks like feathers would have done the trick.

Cheers your own self, mon frere! :wink:

Dang! How funny! That post was aimed at Mindless Dipstick but I clicked the wrong reply button before composing it. That’s what comes of bouncing around up and down in threads trying to keep up with posts coming in as others are addressed.

Sheesh, how embarrasin’. Guess I’ll go hit the ol’ 101 after all…couldn’t do much worse!

Sorry for the confusion. :slight_smile: