JACKASS!

Nope, not anybody here, A new Mtv show. Has anybody seen it? I have not laughed so much in my life.

Its about 6 guys that go around doing stupid shit, like kyacking in public fountains, jumping shoping carts into trees(with someone in the cart) and my favorite, guy tied up in trunk of cadilac, driver asks various gas station attendants how to get to a hardware store for rope, how to get to te desert, how to get to a cliff ect, ect. The guy in the trunk, wearing only lepord skin speedos jumps out, runs away screaming.

Its my new favorte Tv show.

You forgot the Pepper Spray, Stun Gun, Tazer section. You know you are not all right in the head when you let someone spray you with Pepper Spray, use a Stun Gun on you, and then get Tazered. The guy even had the tazer in his hand and shocked himself.

The best part as far as pure sickness would have to be the one where he was in the Porti-Pottie full of feces and urine, and they flipped it over with thim inside. They showed him inside with everything spilling out all over him. I thought I was going to vomit right there. GREAT SHOW

This sounds like my kind of show. I haven’t seen it yet, I have been working nights the last couple of weeks.
But next week I go back to my regular schedule so I’ll be able to catch it.
Yeah, my kind of show, because I am The Jack Ass.

That show is hilarious. It’s one of those shows that I know I probably shouldn’t enjoy, but I do anyhow.

The only thing that ruins it is the fact that it’s on MTV. I mean, they censored out the marks left by the tazer! :rolleyes:

I was on the floor laughing when they had the Oompa Loompa doing skate tricks! Really wierd, twisted kamikazi comedy.

They censored out the marks left by the tazer? Not when I saw it they didn’t. You could see him rip the barbed leectrodes from his bleeding flesh (and yank his skin a good three inches in the process).

“Jackass” is actually a bunch of skateboarders, the same crew usually responsible for the “Big Brother” magazine and videos (the very same magazine that Dr. Laura called “pornography”- probably a coincidence that it had been bought out by LFP whose “Hustler” ran nude photos of her but I digress). If you like Jackass, I recommend the first and third Big Brother videos (esp. #1- “Boob”) although they are very heavy on the skateboarding. “Boob” does feature Jason Acuna, the Oompa Loompa guy, painted blue from head to toe, wearing only a speedo and his hair dyed bright orange, walking around LA asking people for a light to the tune of Devo’s midget. Johnny Knoxville (the portapotty guy) doesn’t show up til #2 or #3 but volunteers to be hit by a car in #3.

This, my friends, is the true “must see TV”.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Jackass. I absolutely love it. I think that the best skit by far was the one where the guy is “kicking my dad’s ass…all day long.” It’s so wrong, but God, is it funny. I look at it as sort of a less-hyped Tom Green.

Did you see it the first time it was on? I saw a rerun of it. Perhaps they let it slide the first time, but put in the black boxes on subsequent airings. I’m not sure. I’m positive I saw them, though.

I saw both the episode with the port-a-potty (that was gross), and also a new one (I think), where this guy attempted to swallow a goldfish whole, then regurgitate it back up alive. He managed it, but i’d hate to have been the fish. They also did a “human BBQ”. Johnny Knoxville sat in a childs swimming pool full of marinade (naked), and they threw steaks in, cooked them and ate them. Interesting lot.

It’s one of my favorite shows now!

“Jackass” = (Tom Green - Obnoxiousness) * Tyler Durden / Midgets

This show rules…but I STILL wish Music Television (for those children who might read this and wonder what the M in Mtv stands for) would should some damn videos!!! Hell, even VH1 is now plagued with shows…I mean “Behind The Music” was interesting until they started doing bottom of the barrel exposes on Poison and Styx, I mean, come on…

I want my friggn’ M2, or does that even exist anymore?

Looks like they censored it in subsequnt airings. My co-worker saw it censored by black boxes as well where I distinctly remember (in shocking detail) the barbs bieng yanked from his bleeding skin.

How’d you like the fact that the guinea-pig guy kept saying “no more!!” and his friend kept nailing him?

Zaaap!!

“Aaaa! dude! I’m not kidding, quit it!!”

Zaaap!

“Dude, no more! I’m gonna’ kick your …”

Zaaap!

I saw it uncensored too. Made me cringe a tad when he yanked those things out.

Oh, jeez. Don’t let Turpentine see this thread guys/gals.

Am I the only one with any taste? This show is absolutely atrocious! Who the hell:

A) Gets inside of a porta-jon and tips it on top of himself
B) then shows it on television

This show is pure crap!

Gross. Tom Green started this. He should be flayed alive. He should be boiled in oil. He should be shaved bald and given a needless hair plug implantation.

Except he’d probably make a TV show out of all of it.

The crew of Jackass performing these stunts predates Tom Green. Although I doubt it could’ve been aired without Tom Green paving the way.