James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

[April_R]

@lost4life

We’re talking East Tennessee here. It’s a whole different inbreed of bat.

True.

[Guinastasia]

I’m starting wonder if she’s legitimately mentally retarded – or at least, “slow”. If she’s a troll, she’d have to keep it up 24-7, because that’s all she posts on the internet.

[saje]

Oy! Not all of us! (Says she’s who’s lived about as far SE in TN as you can get for the last 10 yrs)

Though to be fair, I’m actually a Heathen Yankee Transplant

Or should I say :p:p:p

[Capt_Kirk]

@April_R

Agreed!

For the record, here is the LDS’s stance on suicide. Probably one reason a lot of other Christians secs don’t like us much

"Although it is wrong to take one’s own life, a person who commits suicide may not be responsible for his or her acts. Only God can judge such a matter. Elder M. Russell Ballard of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles has said:

“Obviously, we do not know the full circumstances surrounding every suicide. Only the Lord knows all the details, and he it is who will judge our actions here on earth.

”When he does judge us, I feel he will take all things into consideration: our genetic and chemical makeup, our mental state, our intellectual capacity, the teachings we have received, the traditions of our fathers, our health, and so forth“ (”Suicide: Some Things We Know, and Some We Do Not,“ Ensign, Oct. 1987, 8)."

Apes
This whole discussion in part is related to links JOSH posted to support her view on suicide. The thing is the links directly contradicted her position. Her link was almost exactly said the same thing as your quote. This is where, for me, the wheels came off. She just refuses to grok what her own Bible says.

Nice to see ya on the dark side

Capt/Jim

[MsWhatsit]

If you scroll through this thread really quickly, all the smiley faces almost make a cartoon, like one of those books where you flip the pages really quickly to animate a stick figure drawing.

[April_R]

I think most of what she believes doesn’t even come directly from scripture or God. It is pretty typical of people who let others ( i.e. pastors, bishops, priests) tell them what to think instead of thinking for themselves.

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Do you know who else ignores the Bible?

SATAN!

Not so. “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”

[Beastly_Rotter]

Is there any truth in the rumours that James Otto dug up and ate Amy Winehouse?

[silenus]

@Beastly_Rotter

Is there any truth in the rumours that James Otto dug up and ate Amy Winehouse?

I’ve never heard him deny it.

[Battle_Pope]

@April_R

The Bible thumping crazy I can handle and dismiss, but those Gawd Awful happy faces just turn me sideways

I pick my battles, LOLZ

Combined with the “l’il 'ol me/y’all” country bumpkin shtick it gets especially obnoxious.

Plus the smiley face is two keystrokes, so three sets of two keystrokes is six, often she repeats the pattern three times in a post = 666!

I knew it! :eek:

[Beastly_Rotter]

@silenus

I’ve never heard him deny it.

Adele is a big healthy girl, do you think she should be worried?

[joyfool]

Even though I can’t see it anymore (Thanks be to the heathen programmers who blessed us with that option, 'cause we all know teh interwebs is evul!), I must show my gratitude to my brain dead pittee… I do believe in my over ten years of being here, this has been my most successful thread. And it’s all because Dopers could come together (for once) in their united mocking to show disgust. It’s a beautiful sight to behold.

So, thanks for helping me get the word out there that you’re batshit crazy. It’s awesome to know that the next time this shit is pulled on another unsuspecting message board, those members will be able to google (just like we did :):):)) and see this in the results. That’s all kinds of poetic justice.

Dog bless you always!!! >:} >:} >:}

[Azeotrope]

^^^^^^^And thank you, faithfool, for this pitting which introduced the Blessbot to the pit for the [del]edification[/del] amusement of the masses.

Og dress you always!!!

[joyfool]

Grassy ass! <3 My pleasure. :):)

And just to share with the class for shîts and giggles, I thought I’d google stalker girl and banned and guess what came up? Another thread about James (of course) on a Taylor Swift message board. But the funny part? She describes how she’s been BANNED FROM JAMES OTTO’S OFFICIAL WEBSITE! Bwahahaha!

So, his #1 fan and biggest nightmare can’t even be obnoxious about him up close and personal? There isn’t anything more hilarious than that today.

More fake blessings, blah blah blah.

[gamerunknown]

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

Anyways, wow, a chat for little ole me (especially when I stand next to James who grew almost one foot more than me.).

How many toes make up almost a foot?

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

Actually no. When I see how other people are, I am the one asking this question to myself, “Why would I want to hook up with them?”

Isn’t thinking of hooking up with someone covered under Matthew 5:28?

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

I don’t have anything close to that. I have a couple of misquito (spelling?) bites, but that is it.

Mosquito.

@Beastly_Rotter

I feel a country song coming on; it’s called “She’s The Reason James Otto Drinks”.

You are beastly. I can’t wait for your incarnation as “Rakish Bandura”.

@Baker

There’s a guy, Jack Wu, who moved all the way from California to join the church, he’s young and probably needs a baby-maker.

He’s quite obviously gay. I think the phrase Shirley Phelps used was “straight off the streets of San Francisco” (and yes, I am serious). She’d need to bring a metric shit load of Viagra too.

[April_R]

@faithfool

Grassy ass! <3 My pleasure. :):)

And just to share with the class for shîts and giggles, I thought I’d google stalker girl and banned and guess what came up? Another thread about James (of course) on a Taylor Swift message board. But the funny part? She describes how she’s been BANNED FROM JAMES OTTO’S OFFICIAL WEBSITE! Bwahahaha!

So, his #1 fan and biggest nightmare can’t even be obnoxious about him up close and personal? There isn’t anything more hilarious than that today.

More fake blessings, blah blah blah.

Well don’t that just beat all! Bless her heart

[drewtwo99]

And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stolen out of Holy Writ,
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.

God Bless you always!!!

Drew

[April_R]

we have got to stop with the happy faces!

[James_Otto_Sweet_Heart]

^^^ If you don’t like what comes from me, ignoring me is always an option if you don’t want ot leave this forum which is actually my advice for the rest of you people here.

@Guinastasia

I’m starting wonder if she’s legitimately mentally retarded – or at least, “slow”.

I’m not, but I do happen to have a cousin who is and she will be 44 years old at the end of next month.

@faithfool

She describes how she’s been BANNED FROM JAMES OTTO’S OFFICIAL WEBSITE!

I haven’t been banned from it anymore.

God bless you three and James and my cousin always!!!

Holly

[April_R]

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

^^^ If you don’t like what comes from me, ignoring me is always an option if you don’t want ot leave this forum which is actually my advice for the rest of you people here.

I have never put anyone on ignore on any message board. Just because I may not agree with you or like you doesn’t mean I will shelter myself from the comments I don’t like. I learn from everything I read, no matter the source. You can continue to offend people and tell them to just ignore you if we don’t like it, but really you are the one in the wrong not us.