James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

No, it’s the law now. People who don’t love it are going to jail.

“The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today
Is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips
Then walk out the door and deny him by their lifestyle.
That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.”

Your brand of Christianity is what drives people away from God and Jesus. You’re doing the devil’s work for him. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

Just requoting this for anyone who missed it the first time :smiley:

Amen, sister. I’ve never seen another single poster who’s managed to piss off both the atheists and the religious to this degree.

I’m a practicing Roman Catholic and deeply faithful (I don’t like the moribund, misogynistic, corrupt organization itself or agree with a lot of their views but that’s a whole 'nother thread). I’m lucky enough to have had a lot of schooling in both the sciences and religion. Especially lucky to have had religion teachers who encouraged me to read and think about the Bible, to put the events in historical context, to find my own faith rather than just drone out the prayers mindlessly.

I have absolutely zilcho problems with receiving blessings when I think they’re sincere. The mindless bleating of hollow platitudes devoid of insight, compassion, or love (Jesus’ greatest commandment FFS) grates on me.

But is anyone here equating her schtick with actual “faith”? Anyone who thinks she has anything to do with historic Christianity, or the beliefs of Jesus, needs to do some homework.
(it’s easy homework, like read one thing Jesus said, and ask yourself ‘Who sounds crazy here? Him… or her?’)

If I thought anyone was taking her seriously, I’d be apologizing for Real Christians (over and over, and I might have to make everyone Mocha Brownies). Seriously, is anybody thinking “Golly, this must be what a Christian is like. I’m going to become a Zoroastrian monk instead.”? I’d be driving past churches with a grenade launcher if I thought they believed this crap.

eta: JOSH, don’t bother replying to me. I just checked in for a minute, then I’m back to real life.
Now… if I could just click that little ‘x’ and be done with this thread … Jesus and James, give me strength!

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Seriously, is anybody thinking “Golly, this must be what a Christian is like.** I’m going to become a Zoroastrian monk instead.”? I’d be driving past churches with a grenade launcher if I thought they believed this crap.

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Since there’s so many just like her running around, that’s exactly what people think. And they’d be right.

Exactly. It’s a pandemic of willful, prideful, ignorance and stupidity that is synonymous with fundamentalist Xtianity. How else do you justify teaching Creationism in schools for example or any of the other myriad absurdities that come with a literal reading of the bible?

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

:wink:

I’d become anything you wanted if you’d send me mocha brownies…

I make brownies at work! For pay! Now, I don’t have a specifically Mocha Brownie but it can’t be too hard to whip out.

Just come to Kansas and I’ll make some!

Damn. There’s always a catch.

:frowning:

**Baker **is always teasing people with pastries

IIRC, I’m only about an hour away from you…

We could have a two person Dopefest! Anyone who wants brownies come on down!

So you have no respect for freedom of religion?

What you consider to be trolls. There is a difference.

And like I’ve said I don’t know how many times so far, that isn’t the subject at hand. This is merely how you duck away from addressing your lack of social skills and compassion.

Then either your feelings for him are fake or you truly do not know what the word means.

So it doesn’t bother you that you have created serious animus towards your favorite celebrities?

You’d do well to practice that one yourself, because no one jumped on you first. That is why I said you act like a bitch, you get treated like a bitch.

No, the only thing is might “share” about you is that you insist that everyone know that you are praying to the mythical sky fairy every time you post. Even if that wasn’t obnoxious in itself, repeating it every single time is.

Bitch.

^^^ Y’all made the first move by jumping on me when you didn’t like the belief that I have that I decided to share here. You do realize that this is a “Get what you give.” kind of world that we live in right?

Everyone. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Sadly some don’t want to hear the truth when it doesn’t mirror the way that they want to do things.

I’ve heard it said that idle hands are the Devil’s handy work. When was the last time that you put yours to work?

When evil triumphs it is because good is too scared to face it.
God bless you five always!!!
Holly

I think it is faith, in the sense that she really believes all this bullshit, just as all the other non-christian Christians think what they believe is faith.

I’m currently in Tulsa - how far do I have to drive for a brownie?? :smiley:

How far is it from Tulsa to Topeka?

I give the recipe, but that wouldn’t be the same as coming here, now would it? The following recipe is for a pan 12X18 inches.. They aren’t really thick, but oh so nummy. The numbers in red are for a smaller 13X9 inch pan.

17.5(9.5)ounces butter(496 g)(269 g)
24.85(13.5) ounces sugar(704 g)(382 g)
1-1/3 cup cocoa powder(3/4 cup)
8(4)eggs
19.25(10.4) ounces flour(544 g)(295 g)
1-1/8(5/8) cups chopped nuts(optional)

Cream butter and sugar together until smooth. Stir in eggs until smooth. Mix together the cocoa powder and flour, then stir into the sugar mix.

Smooth into a greased pan and bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit(188 degrees Celsius) for twenty minutes. Be careful not to over bake. If you think they need it bake for three or four extra minutes, but keep an eye on them. You can ice the brownies when cooled, or do as my mother did, and sift powdered sugar over them.

Bolding mine.

Really?

Do you think that anyone on this board, hell, anyone on the entire web, hasn’t already heard of your god or knows about the bible?

The ignorance of you position is staggering. Your arrogance that you are in any way a good or useful ambassador for your faith must surely be insulting to other Christians.