Sigh… this had been ignored for two days and was drifting nicely down the page. Why in hell did you have to dredge it back up??
Never rule out stupidity.
But seriously, the person who invents the frosted chocolate chip sugar cookie may actually succeed in ruling the world. But only if they can do it with oatmeal.
Ya’ know folks, I gotta tell ya’, I have this game I like to play on the Dope. When ever I see a thread that is several pages long, just for giggles, I like to read the first few posts of the thread and then skip directly to the last few posts. Just to see what kind of derailment the thread has taken.
This thread, out of all my years on the Dope, has to be the biggest WTF ever! 
Congrats!
We aim to please. Now join us in the good thread that faith fool started!
**DO NOT POST BELOW THIS POST
THANKS!**
Maybe people will notice this? Nah, probably not 
^^^ I’m just letting you know that I have something to say to another person here. 
Just because I refuse to be the way that y’all wish that I was does not mean that I don’t mean God bless you always when I say it. I say it because even though we may not agree on anything, I still wish nothing but good for y’all who are here.
God bless you and April R always!!!
Holly
Shut up, they’re posting cookie recipes!
^^^ If I have something to say to another person in this chat, I do not need your permission either.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
P.S. By the way, in case you didn’t already notice this, but the talk about cookies has been given a chat of its own in another area of this forum. Why? My guess would be to put a more official end to this chat, but obviously certain people aren’t ready to put it to rest yet.
Except that we all know to substitute the word “damn” for “bless” and we’ll have it about right.
^^^ I don’t curse or wish any ill fate on anyone…no matter how much a person may hate my guts.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
I’m behind on a couple of PMs. Just wanted to let everyone know I’ll catch up and, again, I really do appreciate everyone’s help. You guys have been a tremendous blessing. Cookies (and other yummy recipes) are thata way -------------->
Oh dear, no. No, just no. Frosting on a cookie, ANY cookie, is just wrong. But I must say that a chocolate chip sugar cookie with an oatmeal crumble topping sounds pretty damned good!
And now I want nice warm and gooey chocolate chip cookie and a big glass of cold milk. Glass o’ wine will have to suffice
I curse you, dearie. I really hope your god exists, just so you can be damned to an eternal torment in the hell you condemn others to, and oh, so richly deserve.
Fuck You, and James Otto, always!!!
Asshole
Please, Cheshire, wouldn’t you like a cookie?
James is really rocking it right now on the My Classic Car show!!!
God bless you and him always!!!
Holly
Lots of cookies…
Ok, so perhaps one glass of wine isn’t enough…
And I still want my gooey, bendy, warm cookies. Buttered Triscuits just ain’t the same!
Wine and cookies? Ewwwww! But on the other hand, I don’t like milk either. But cookies, mmmm. I’ve been on a serious diet, and have so far lost thirty two pounds. Tonight I allowed myself one, repeat one, Cadbury egg(caramel filled) After I lose another twelve pounds I’m going to allow myself one week off the diet, and then, cookies watch out!
Well, since I didn’t have any cookies, just the wine, there were no face-making surprises in the flavor department.
The other evening I was watching TV, and Husband was eating an orange. It smelled so good, I asked for a slice and it was heavenly. Then I took a sip of the glass of the red wine I’d poured earlier… (shudder) Where’s that Mr Yuk face when you need it?
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