That picture of the three guys flexing in their wheelchairs all slathered up with brown goop might be one of the best things I’ve seen on the internet all year. There must be a way to get that to go viral. (And yes, the fact that the middle guy is a bit pudgy around the middle enhances the hilarity of the photo for me.)
Yeah, what’s up with that?
On the one hand, posting a true story about deliberately shitting yourself because a restaurant bathroom wasn’t configured correctly, instead of choosing a multitude of other options that didn’t involve public defecation while on a date, means that you’re a douchebag. Both for posting the story and engaging such a ridiculously over-the-top behavior.
On the other hand, posting a made-up about deliberately shitting yourself because a restaurant bathroom wasn’t configured correctly, instead of choosing a multitude of other options that didn’t involve public defecation while on a date, thinking that the story would engender outrage for such a sad humiliation, means that you’re a douchebag. Both for lying about such a ridiculously over-the-top reaction, and for attempting to manipulate people.
“Public defecation while on a date” made me LOL.
Wait – what? I stopped reading this thread, but went back and discovered some true hilarity. McGarry is the gift that keeps on shitting. I refuse to believe it. I just – no, I refuse to believe he crapped himself on purpose in front of a crowd in order to make some sort of point, though that’s what the story would lead me to believe. “Douchebag” barely scratches the surface of the kind of lunatic who would do that.
I LOL’d too.
This made me lose my shit. Pardon the expression.
I am sending your shit back by messenger. Please do not lose it again.
Hey that’s my favorite search entry on porn sites, back it off.
Maybe they face the same problem that Jamie has, in restaurants.
C’mon, Kolga. Maybe jamiemcgarry thought through all of the options and he chose this one because he was sure the date would know “He’s the shit.” That’s a plus for him, isn’t it?
ETA: Okay, now that I got my (possibly feeble attempt at) humor out of the way, here’s some real advice for jamiemcgarry: If you’re susceptible to incontinence as you’ve described here, perhaps you should consider wearing those “adult diapers.” Don’t worry about them infantilizing you. Don’t you see the word adult right there in the name of the product?
It’s some kind of stage make-up, apparently. (It does look pretty shitty)
It makes the muscles of all the he-men and the fat folds of all the little piggies stand out more clearly. Because when you’re judging a bodybuilding pageant you want to see every quivering bulge.
He says that beauty doesn’t matter, it’s purely a matter of amount of muscle vs amount of fat, but aren’t there tools that people can use to measure that objectively as opposed to having men get up on stage and flex for points on a score card?
I remember that thread but not the shitting in public part…that didn’t actually happen, right?
According to him it actually happened. He wanted to take a shit, his wheelchair wouldn’t fit through the stall door, so he went back to his table, tried to hold it, and wound up shitting himself in front of his date.
Is there a link to that thread/post? I was thinking of the date he went on where he didn’t want his wheelchair taken from him. It would be rough for the girl if that were the same one…
ETA: Never mind, found it.
There’s also proportion and symmetry as well as the posing routine.
Toilets didn’t have wheelchair access. That, or synchronised shitting.
The bolding at the end is mine.
That’s one hell of an Opening Post. How long did that take you to put together? With all the links, and the research into which threads were worth linking? At least 90 minutes I reckon. And who knows how many hundreds and hundreds of man hours were spent on this messageboard just getting to this point?
And at the end, just to be clear, you suggested someone ELSE should be getting a life?
People in glass houses my friend… people in glass houses.
Other than the douchey look on Jaimie’s face, it’s just three guys participating in an activity. The other two men have “I’m so happy to be here” looks on their faces. No stranger than Comic Con or a Beauty Pageant.
I hope the middle guy never went searching online for the photos from that day and then came across Jamie’s post.
Well, I’m not braggin’, babe, so don’t put me down
But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town
When something comes up to me, he don’t even try
'Cause if it had a set of wings, man, I know she can fly
She’s my little douche coupe
You don’t know what I’ve got!