Japanese porn titles translated ... badly I feel.

http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/amusing_japanese_porn_titles_translated_into_english.html

I so want to visit the Stark Naked Nudist Marina. Yacht to join me there. Maybe after a visit to the ‘Abnormal Dancing School’. Might be a dance at the marina.

Failure As A Mother has to be the single funniest name for a porn ever.

I would totally watch Immoral Lesbian Undergarment Saleswoman. Hell, I would totally date Immoral Lesbian Undergarment Saleswoman.

Which is a Close Friend? Touch and Guess 6 - Sounds like a fun time to me!

I like On the Street - Daring Sex on a Roller Platform (Movable Sex Truck) - it sounds like an unusally rique circus act. “And now, for my next trick, Daring Sex on a Roller Platform…”

The Slave Private Secretary Who Had the Line of the Beautiful Foot, Hidden Dragon

Vibrator Attack Band Name!

This is one thread away from being one of the best sequential threads ever, paired with Transvestites Banned from Thai Medical Schools.

me too pal, me too :wink:

Hey, I think I’ve seen some of these!

Actually not, because I’m not that into porn, and most Japanese porn is boring, but the titles make sense if they get translated back into Japanese

The Nurse of a Big Breast
High Grade Class First Soap Lady
Erotic Terrorist Beautiful Body

I tried that once, for the movie “Back Door Virgins.”

It came back, “Young Girls on the Lawn.”

“I Want to be Done by Big Breasted Older Sister!”

Just in case anyone forgot, Japan is weird.

Garrrh - you beat me to it!

Among Japanese guys, “older Sister” is used for someone is their early 20s, in contrast to their teens. It’s actualy not a bad title, in Japanese.

Love that one. Sounds like the name of a Monty Python sketch. :smiley:

Oh, that’s right! You are totally correct. Not that incest isn’t done in Japanese porno… I mean, not like I would know or anything… [Butters]awww hamburgers[/Butters].

Is that the latest Bin Laden video to surface?
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