Well, I don’t mean to offend anyone, but this has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. Check out the “Demonic Jar Jar Binks Doll being used for masterbation” article here:
Innocent Kids Use Jar Jar Doll As Masturbation Toy!
Now, I must admit that I was sucked in by this at first (though I still found it hilarious). I have read a post about whether the Onion was getting stale (though I still enjoy it), and this seems to be just such an Onionish newspaper. With all of the other media boycotting going around, I just assumed that this was more of the same. Though this may be for real, I highly doubt it. Just thought I’d share this to give you all a chuckle. Later all. Hee hee hee. 
It certainly sounds like Jar-Jar has the Powerpuff Girls vibrating dildo (with no fingers!) beat hands down!
Yeah, this has been around since the movie first came out. http://www.landoverbaptist.org is to religion what the Onion is to, well, everything. I really want a bumper sticker, though. The one that reads, “Get your ass to church!”
Who would have anticipated THAT product tie-in? Makes the toys in the Happy Meals look like the crap they are!
Are these things real ? If so how much do they cost, and where can I buy one ?
I need it for, um … research, yeah that’s it. I want to do research on this evil thing. If you know where to get one tell me soon please, my birthday is at the end of the month and now I know what to ask for.
Wouldn’t that be Jar Jar Wanks?
I’m packing myself up now, Lioness.
I don’t have big floppy ears, but I make up for that in other areas.
Well, Jar Jar did have a very, very long tongue. If there was a Mrs Jar Jar, she’d be a very happy Gungan.