Jar Baby Stymies NY Cops!

As we all know, even casually reading this board can result in some mighty strange “connections” between board-life and real life. Imagine, therefore, my initial surprise when seeing this headline: Cops Stymied by Jar Baby. Of course, I instantly thought that our dearly beloved jarbabyj had been up to some shenanigans at an NYC dopefest. With some trepedation, I dutifully clicked the link (what if she had found The Welder ™ and run off with him on a Big Apple weekend fling?)

Unfortunately for me (and us), it’s a story about some psudo-satanic / voodoo / mental health situation in which a jar baby (literally) was discovered in a rather creepy house.

Although we all know that jarbabyj would stymie the NY cops!