jarbabyj, get your ass in here!

No you’re wrong.

We live our lives to watch others suffering. All the best comedy comes from suffering. And lets face it, when you take your bad day out on someone who pushes from you just too far.

The ability to grab the knief sticking into someone and giving it another quarter of a turn is the greatest thing in the world.

Then again I’m not having a good week.


LOL as a side note: since its X-mas time every news station is running its ‘video games are bad’ pieces. This time they singled out Parasite Eve. Which is amusing if you know the development history and have read the brilliant novel the game is based on.

Hey! I’m Irish!

I am waiting for another one, too. Those threads are too damn funny!

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be Russell Crowe!

Are you talking about sex again?

Oops – never mind.

Didn’t I see this in South Park?

German guy: Esse mein Scheisse!
Mrs. Cartman: Okee dokee…

You always hurt the one you love.

At least you haven’t split your pants lately…

[sub]detour to Deustchland[/sub]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Spavined Gelding *
Ramstein?

I’ve been there. Visited the air force base to buy some stereo equipment.

Kaiserslautern?

AKA K-town. Been there, too. A friend of mine and I got drunk and taught a bunch of Germans to use American swear words. It was Easter weekend and everything was closed except the bier stube in our hotel.

[sub]Now returning you to your pit thread[/sub]

Last year, I managed to split not the seam of my trousers, but the seat - horizontally. About four inches wide. Across the right buttcheek. And when did I find out about this condition? Oh, about 4:30 in the afternoon, when my boss’s secretary, Paulette, pulled me aside. I have no idea how long I’d been runnig around like that; all I know is that none of my so-called “friends” bothered to tell me grr grr grr… (but bless the kindhearted Paulette).

Thank god I was wearing underwear that day :eek:!

Didn’t that happen around the time you were “laid off?” :slight_smile:

<d&r>

They got rid of the dude with no pants at my firm, too.

*Originally posted by Tretiak *

I don’t understand this. You were picking up coin with your butt cheeks?

::image flash::

Heh heh, mkay Tratiak, all’s forgiven. :smiley:

Funny phrasing. I reserve “I don’t care for” for things like ice tea, music, and other trivial matters not usually for the possible murder of a baby.

dr - “can I kill your baby mame?”
jar- “Oh no thank you, I don’t care for abortion. Now prostitution, theres an institution I can stand behind!”

:slight_smile:

Hi jarbaby

Well, ok, what I mean is that I, personally am opposed to it, but I would not want it to be illegal.

Prostitution, on the other hand, should be as legal as the day is long.

jar

And Cheaper too!!!

[sub]oops nevermind me[/sub]