Jaystercom, just what the hell is up with you?
At least half of your posts are in all-capital letters, then this:
From this thread…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2385550#post2385550
Jaystercom–
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…and then this thread
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2465549#post2465549
Jaystercom-
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:rolleyes:
Tom Hanks “battling a stupid volcano”? Careful, you’re talking about my favorite movie of all time there…
ahem
But seriously folks, it appears someone hasn’t quite figured out the mores of the Dope. Jaystercom will either figure out the rules, change usernames, and become a functioning member, or sink quietly into oblivion.
So he/she is a hermaphrodite…
You got a problem with that? 
From woman to man in just a few days.
What will science accomplish next?
“Functioning member”.
Sex change?
Um…
Never mind.
Wow. I ALMOST have to start a new pit thread just to contest the fact that Joe vs. The Volcano could be ANYONE’s favorite movie.
It’s probably listed in my top five worst movies of all time, interestingly preceded by The Burbs
Oo! Oo! Start that thread, jarbaby. You and me’s got some fightin’ to do.
[sub]“Brain cloud.” Hee hee.[/sub]
I’m with you on The 'Burbs, though. Apparently, Comedy Central’s ratings have gotten too high again, and they’re trying to drive them back down by endlessly re-running that crapfest.