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the word is “propter”, not “prompter”
post hoc ergo teleprompter hoc
“After it, therefore I’m going to lie about it in a speech.”
D’oh!!1!
No wonder I always sucked at following along at home on Jeopardy
Are you sure that’s really the cause of your sucking or did one just coincidentally follow the other.
Thanks! I knew there was something off about that but my brain refused to produce what it should be, despite all those years of Latin in school. Of course, that was over a half century ago…
You know, it never occurred to me before, L looks a little like half a C.
Well played Sir. Very well played.
Couchfucker complains about how eggs cost four dollars a dozen, while standing in front of a grocery store display that lists them for $2.99.
Then he tells us his two sons eat 14 eggs each and every morning. (Is one of them named Luke?)
Is the other one named Gaston?
If your kids are weird too, just keep that quiet JD. Let them be weird in private like most weird kids. What a crappy dad.
While dragging them around the country and using them as props in a photo op.
It’s late September and they really should be back at school.
And his plan to reduce food prices is to put tariffs on imported food.
That’s right, he plans to reduce food prices by increasing food prices.
He didn’t exactly have the best parenting examples as a kid himself. I wonder what his wife thinks about all this (or is she just supposed to keep her mouth shut, like a good little helpmeet?)
In college one of my roommates rowed on the crew team. No exageration his normal breakfast was a dozen eggs and several slices of toast w PB, plus a box of cereal and a quart of milk.
He was also 20 and ~6’2" of solid muscle. And spent hours a day in vogorous exercise in cool to cold & wet conditions.
Per Google, JD Vance’s kids are 7, 4, and 2.
Something about his story doesn’t quite check out. Sorry JD - this myth is busted.
Maybe they have gigantism or something.
It’s probably just a spoonful of caviar.
or they are weird
Well, the egg doesn’t fall far from the chicken cloaca…
Don’t you know how tariffs work? They’re paid by the export country, not by us.
For centuries governments have missed out on this treasure trove of literally free money, because they thought that we, the consumer, would ultimately have to pay for the tariff. Thankfully, our nation’s most brilliant economist, Donald Trump, has pulled the veil from our eyes and we can now fund so many wonderful projects with trillions of dollars given to us by other countries.
/end sarcasm