It’s Christmas come early. I love each and every one of you! And I’m not afraid to admit it just because this is the pit!
Oh great and mighty administrators, thank you soooo much. I was truly afraid we were going to be stuck with this :wally for much longer than this.
Well, now that JDT is gone, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.
What do you really think about foreskins?
{whap}
Hey, who threw that?
YES! The mods get ANYTHING they want for Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/Solstice!
And did you notice that when JDT quoted the legal definition of rape, it supported everyone’s interpretation but his own? 
EJsGirl, I noticed it. I was going to point it out when I had the time this morning/afternoon. Thank you, thank you, thank you mods for saving me the trouble.
I’m not at all standing up for JDT, it’s pretty clear that he is the epitome of a :wally:, and I am glad the fucker is gone. However, I am curious as to when posts such as this:
became acceptable board behavior.
Well, well, well. I know that in the past I have advocated easing the rules slightly so that a certain person’s moronic ideas could get a thorough hearing and everyone could get a full dose of the hilarity that said certain person dispensed.
However, I now see that this person’s reign of terror has been brought to an end. And it is plainly clear that is was time, and past time for this to be done. Well, it’s been fun, certain person. We’ve all had a great time laughing at your microcephalic droolings. Now you’re done. Good bye, God Bless, and fuck off.
WooHoo, Merry Christmas Dopers ! Lynn and Tuba, I worship at the feet of whoever banned that :wally !
::shuffles away , oddly disappointed that no one noticed my last post had no misspellings in it:: 
As those who know me can assure you, I seldom react like that. However, in this case I was so close to hurting something I figured I was better off posting than that taking it out on the computer.
There’ve been far worse, though. Would have been interesting to see Byz flame JDT.
Hey, everybody!!! Did anyone else notice that Ayesha’s last post had no misspellings in it?
Sorry, Ayesha, I couldn’t resist.
Banned? Not a minute too soon- does this mean I have to get rid of my sig line? I love it! Words of wisdom…
Zette
Ok, I know he’s been banned, and EnderW has already posted definitions, but I just had to call him on this bullshit.
From Merriam-Webster:
rape
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 : an act or instance of robbing or despoiling or carrying away a person by force
2 a : sexual intercourse with a woman by a man without her consent and chiefly by force or deception – compare STATUTORY RAPE b : unlawful sexual intercourse by force or threat other than by a man with a woman
3 : an outrageous violation
sexual intercourse
Function: noun
Date: 1799
1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS
2 : intercourse involving genital contact between individuals other than penetration of the vagina by the penis
Ok, I’m done. I had to do it to cleanse my soul of the evil that is JDT and all of his postings.
Yikes!
I knew JDT was pretty cranked, but I didn’t know he was THAT BAD. Good lord, does he post to usenet? Or have a website that we could submit to Crank Dot Net?
Good lord, he has MST3K written all over him!
Guin, IIRC his homepage was/is http://www.uncontrolled.com
Have fun with that one. Don’t say we didn’t warn you about the pictures.
Is that a real website?
Hmmm…
I’ve been checkin’ out the guy’s page, and wow-whee! He’s really out there, man!
What interested me was that he claims to have been raped by some company called 1-Day (I think it’s an auto-spray shop or something like that). Obviously, they must have forced him to engage in vaginal sex with the CEO, otherwise it wouldn’t be rape, would it? 
Oh, and he’s currently in court over a NUMBER of cases. Seems his hobbies include going to court and talking about pussification to people that don’ wanna hear it.
— G. Raven
sigh What a waste of a perfectly good domain name…
Wow - I missed all this? Why couldn’t y’all have waited until poor little Una returned from France?
He’s gone? So who’s gonna be head of the Church of Circumscientology now? Also, how am I going to find another dead horse to keep flogging?
Anyone up for some freshly-flogged cheval de Troyes? I’ll even leave out the headcheese!
No, JDT can still be the head. He’s been martyred!
Just like ol’ Charlie Manson.