Jeb Bush campaign for POTUS thread

Spoken like a little old lady from Leningrad.

Gee, I wonder why Jeb!'s donors are getting the least bang for their buck:

I wonder if the players can be hacked to play porn or at least replace the soundtrack of “The Jeb Story” with “Yakity Sax”.

In another election thread somebody mentioned the political-themed porn classic “Who’s nailin’ Palin?” from the 2008 election. It’d be awesome if those vid devices got hacked with that.

Mr. Genius says that Rick Snyder is handling the Flint water crisis well. You just can’t make up this kind of stupid. Heckuva job there, Rickie! What is it about the Bushes that they think that disasters in predominately black communities are being handled well by Republican politicians against all objective evidence?

All of the white Republican politicos they listen to assure them that all’s well.

I think that Jeb gets it on judges at least:

https://jeb2016.com/judges-backgrounder/?lang=en

Jeb! exploits Terri Schiavo in his campaign ad.

How much stronger can the reek of desperation get?

Zeitgeist? Jeb! is talking zeitgeist?

Bush’s involvement in the Schiavo fiasco was pandering to the religious right in the first place, so it’s really not surprising that he’d trot it out in support of his Jesus credentials now.

Gets what? He’s playing the usual conservative game of whining about activist judges while pretending conservative judges don’t do the same thing. I did find this bit interesting:

John Roberts is conspicuous by his absence. Of course, he just goes straight nutbar after that:

Oh, yes, Jeb, it’s Senate Democrats who have the problem confirming judicial nominees. :rolleyes:

I though it was Zoidberg…


:slight_smile: (Zoidberg Jeb there was made by me.)

Zoidberg isn’t outpolling Jeb!. Yet.

Interesting side note: in the comments section on this link, a self-described 48-year-old Republican stated he would never vote for Jeb! after this. Someone asked in a reply who he would vote for. The first guy shot back: “Not Hillary.” Again he was asked, “Then WHO?”

The silence was deafening. :dubious:

Jeb! is also taking some heat for high living with campaign funds: Campaigning in style: How Jeb Bush blew through his warchest

You do realise that voting is not compulsory, don’t you?

Jeb is now stooping lower than Trump. Absolutely disgusting. He kept this poor woman alive to exploit her, now he’s using her corpse.

FWLIW, the ad is by a pro-Jeb! super PAC and not his own campaign. But you have to wonder just how closely coordinated they are, nudge nudge wink wink.

Amongst a certain (IMO viciously amoral) crowd, keeping Schiavo alive was Jeb!s finest hour. It certainly drew nothing but admiration from that group then. Makes sense to appeal to them again now. They may his only hope, slim though it is.

Ref the OP of this fast-growing thread for equally non-fact-based but incontrovertibly held political opinions: Is the Democratic Party "anti-God", and what can they do to stop that stereotype? - Politics & Elections - Straight Dope Message Board.

Whatever those folks are smokin’ it’s some powerful stuff!

You do realize I never suggested that, don’t you?