In honor of what the media has decided to latch onto, I figured we could have our own fun with mixed up references. Could be a simple phrase, or something you heard someone say that was just wrong, or whatever.
My (obvious) contribution:
Wookie Neck Pinch
wonky
March 2, 2013, 1:45am
2
“I’m comin’, Weezie!”
Also from the president (or maybe he was a senator then). I can’t remember exactly how he phrased it, either.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a boot to the head.
Meathead, I am your father.
Yoda of Borg am I. Assimilated you will be, yes. Futile, resistance is.
Gort: Klaatu barada high ho Silver.
Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant of Airplane.
Krogan Nerve Pinch (the difference between it and the Vulcan version is the loud crunching noise)
Romulan Mind Meld (They put their fingers over your face like Vulcans…then bash your head into the wall over and over while screaming “Confess!!”)
Malcolm Reynolds shot first.
There was a comedy series in Britain in the 80s called Alfresco which is where Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, and Emma Thompson got their start, and I think I’m right in that one sketch parodied Gone With The Wind and had the immortal line:
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give pig shit.”
May the Force be with you. Amen.
Foggy
March 2, 2013, 4:16pm
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Live long and prosper, so say we all.
*“These are not the androids you’re looking for.”
“This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kirk, and will soon see the end of the Federation.”
“I’m James T. Kirk, I’m here to rescue you.”
“Beam out in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.”
“Look, good against the holodeck is one thing, good against the living, that’s something else.”
“The USS Enterprise. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
“Into the transporter, flyboy!”
“I find your lack of logic disturbing.”*
Grrr
March 2, 2013, 4:44pm
14
These aren’t the fraking tribbles you’re looking for. (that’s a three’fer)
You’re a wizard, Gandalf!
I’m a what?
Nevermind your own business!
That’s not true! That’s illogical!
“No, Inigo, I am your father.”