Jedi Online vs. Coke machine!

There is this Coke machine near our school and whenever you put in money and choose a drink it spills out a random drink(never the one you want).

And there are thousands of them out there that do that.

That was not a problem till yesterday. we used to put money and in and guess which drink we got and bet on it.

But yesterday the machine went too far. First it gave me Pepsi instead of Diet Coke and secondly it ate my change! .

Desperate situations call for desperate measures. The vending machine dies tonight!

Does anyonone know any tricks in defeating your local vending machine. Sure there is the “tie a pillow to you leg and roundhouse the machine” but something more easier or less painful (the pillow trick hurts - when you hit the edge its pain, excruciating pain - I speak with experience).

Please reply

Jedi Online

Vending machines are evil.

I’m afraid I don’t know anyway to defeat thier supreme malevolence, though.

Good luck!

It’s against board policy to advocate illegal activity, or give people instructions to do illegal things.

Therefore, I recommend you make a mini replica of the evil coke machine, and use it as a voodoo doll.

Rocking them forward and back works pretty well…
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As an aside, when I was much younger, and much more easily amused, I used to carry my own nicely-printed fluorescent orange OUT OF ORDER stickers. Little bastid’.