Playboy announced today that an upcoming issue will feature Jenna Marasco and Heidi Strobel doing what they do best; standing around naked.
Reputedly, negotiations were slowed by the women’s initial request for “a zillion dollars” but Playboy was finally able to reach an agreement based upon an offer of fifty dollars, cab fare, and a large plate of peanut butter with chocolate chips sprinkled on top.
A Playboy spokesman said that “this issue will feature the biggest pair of boobs ever seen in our magazine.”
Jeffy: “Heidi, you’re a teacher. Oh, you’re also like, totally smart, smarter than the rocket scientist. Anyway, you’re a teacher. How could you get nekkid knowing that your students may be watching this?”
Heidi: “Jeffy, I was only concerned with starvation. I mean, I had lost so much weight that I looked disgusting!”
Simple. One photo spread is going to be more than a few years’ pay as a teacher. That gives her enough money to either wangle her way into a career as a model, or go back to school so she can get enough degrees to teach at a college, which will pay more and they won’t mind so much that she posed for Playboy.
How do I temporarily suspend deliver of my Playboy subscription that month. I don’t think I can take this one after getting the Joe Millionaire chicas in the last two issues. sigh
I’m sorry, I don’t watch Survivor. They were naked once? Was this on TV or something? What’s with the starvation jokes? How long did they last on the show?
Wait a second. Do you mean to tell me there is or are a series or collection of printed pages featuring the images of naked women? When did this happen?
Actually they got naked several times on the show. However being a network broadcast, their naughty bits were scrambled over on screen. One of the most notorious times was when the pair of them volunteered to strip naked in front of the camera and the rest of the players in exchange for peanut butter and chocolate because they were hungry. In what most survivor fans regard as a travesty, both of these bimbos were very sucessful on the show and Jenna actually won.
Sorry, but the board has spoken and they’d would put out my torch if I did that.
