From an interview in this month’s Health Magazine
I notice that she did not come to this epiphany about nudity until after she was out of the specified age bracket.
Dammit.
After carefully parsing the wording of the passage, I notice that she is not actually offering to do any nudity now.
Dammit.
This is as appropriate a place to share the sentence that happened to catch my eye in a book on having “the talk” with kids today:
Trust me, there is still hope. Her career is on the way out (Ghost Whisperer is hanging on by a hair) and she’ll want to show that body off before it’s too late.
It’s already too late. That was what led to her epiphany.
Hugh Hefner can convince her, can’t he? I mean look at him. Quick, someone call the old guy!
Did you guys read what she said? The gist is that she didn’t realize how hot she was until she noticed that she was quickly becoming not hot. Then she regretted not showing off when she was hot. The important part to take away from her revelation is that she no longer has that hot body.
Well, it sounds like something of yours rose up when you read the passage - which was then lowered when you got to the end… 
No, she thinks she no longer has that hot body. She really needs to let the world decide that.
Which is of course ridiculous. Jennifer Love Hewitt will never not be hot. You can’t fight the facts.
Didn’t she give the old “I might do nudity sometime” a while back? It seems to me that she has been teasing with the possibility for quite a while now, and now has changed her song to this.
She must be a frustrating date "I might let you get to first base next time" until you break up with her. Then when you see her two years later, "wow, I should have let you touch me back when we were dating."
She needs to make up her mind. For someone who wants to be take seriously for her acting, she talks about her boobs an awful lot. For someone who spends that much time talking about her boobs, she gives way to much tease and way to little skin.
She needs to get an unbiased opinion on the relative hotness of her body and whether it would be acceptable for her to display it naked.
For the good of humanity, I offer to provide her with these opinions. It may take several hours of careful examination, but I’m willing to make that sacrifice.
Dudes. Flip through E! on tv more often. During the Olympics they had some godawful “list” show of the best and worst celebrity bodies. She was on the same side of the list as Val Kilmer and the other celebrity whales that the Q-list celebrity talking-heads wanted to roll back into the surf.
She actually didn’t look that bad – when compared to a normal woman, that is. However, they had some bikini shots of her, and she wasn’t eating hamburgers, because that was cottage cheese you could see on her thighs.
… and that’s about the level of commentary those Q-list celebrities offered, BTW. Awful show, but it had cake.
I’m not sure the age matters because after the Photoshop artists are done with the prints, none of the pixels reaching your eyes were ever connected to the original subject matter by actual photons.
Oh that poor, poor girl, to finally have to watch what she eats after 3 full freaking decades. :rolleyes: I’d kill to at least have that amount of time to just eat almost whatever and still look good. I’ve never had that. Ever.