Jennifer Wilbanks, you've got A LOT of apologies to start making

Um, I’m 5’ 8" and fluctuate between 130 and 135lbs, and am perfectly healthy, and not a bit driven, trust me. Some people are just built like that.

Anyhoo, I’m surprised no one has commented on what her fiance must have gone through while she was missing. What with the Peterson and Hacking cases, he must have been subjected to some fairly rigorous questioning by the police, perhaps even outright accused of her murder. If he still marries her after that, then they deserve each other.

You know, unless i’ve missed some picture that everyone else has seen, i’m not sure what all the ranting about her buggy eyes has been about. The only picture i’ve seen of her, apart from the ones with a towel over her head, has been the one featured here.

Sure, her eyes are open pretty wide, but she looks rather normal to me. Certainly not someone who could be mistaken for mentally unstable based on looks alone.

It’s possible that she has bags under her eyes, or thinks she does, and opens her eyes extra wide for photos to compensate.

Nah. It’s to make her chin look smaller. :slight_smile:

Seriously, those are some Marty Feldman eyes.

I always end up opening my eyes really wide for photos because I’m afraid that otherwise they’ll look closed. I overcompensate a lot of the time and end up looking psychotic. But I haven’t committed any crimes (hell, I’ve never even gotten a ticket for going over the speed limit), let alone any crimes that have garnered national attention. If her buggy-eyed picture wasn’t all over the news, strongly associated to her being a hoaxer, if you just saw that picture by itself with no contest, would you still make the buggy eyes --> psychotic connection? Or would you just think, “hm, unphotogenic”? On behalf of all the buggy-eyed photo subjects everywhere, her buggy-eyed-ness doesn’t automatically point to her being crazy. Other facts? Possibly/probably. Buggy eyes? No. Stop focusing on the buggy eyes already.

with no contex**t*

That is my point. I would WAG that when she was young someone told her she had pretty eyes and wide eyes in pictures is her way of showing them off.

I just want to know why so many people want to break out the lithium or idodine based on that.

Looking at this picture of her, I wonder if there may be something to this supposition. The large, wide eyes; the swelling of her throat; and her low weight remind me of my wife’s old pictures when her Graves’ disease was full blown.

As acting nutty, she blames that on being married to me, and it rubbing off.

Is it just me, or does this chick look like she give fantastic blowjobs?

Just me, huh?

Or could the enlarged throat be from bulimia? I recall reading somewhere that the frequent vomiting creates a characteristic bulge in the throat.

Just another uninformed guess from the peanut gallery. :smiley:

Seriously? We must hang in different circles. In order for me to make my eyes open that wide, I would need to turn the juice waaay up and use an electrode in my anus as well as the one applied to my genitals.

CHEESE! :smiley:

I dont know about the punishment side of this equation, but she sure seems spoiled to me.

Cry me a river, I mean come on, you have a rich handsome fiance, an obviously wealthy family, lots of friends that care about you, and an extravagant wedding that you are not booting the bill for!

As a perpetually single (and not pleased about it) Southern Belle myself, I must say:
“GET OVER YOURSELF YOU BIG SPOILED DRAMA QUEEN!”

Wah, the big scary wedding was just too much…Argh…grow up.

What’s the over/under on number of days before she’s on Oprah?

Okay, who sang the parody song “She’s got Marty Feldman Eyes”? It’s on continuous play in my brain

Could be. I had an attack of logic back there. If she can jog, hell, if she can walk a hundred feet with out getting winded, there’s no way she has full-blown Graves’.
I think the fiance is the real wronged party here. He was prety much tried and convicted on local news last week. It was just a matter of finding her body.

:dubious:

Well, rich anyway…

Nope. :smiley:

My wife, who is quite the avid runner herself, says that she has the classic look of someone who runs way too much. My unsubsantiated diagnosis is over exercise to the extreme.

Haj

Yeah, I agree with this. She was so scared of a social engagement in Georgia she ran all the way to New Mexico.

Wait a minute.

Folks are saying we shouldn’t speculate on a possible physiological or psychological cause for this behavior, but you all think she gives good head?
Pot meet kettle!
It’s all speculation, and frankly, I hope we never find out–not knowing would mean that she had sunk back into the Georgia heat where she belongs. Maybe the humidity fried her brain pan, who knows?

My understanding is that the fiancee was treated to at least one police interview and a polygraph.

I know this b/c my husband came home on Friday and said that he would have dumped her after he had taken the polygraph (IOW, nobody should be put thru this kind of shit for anyone who pulls shit like this). I asked if he was planning on marrying anyone soon, which led to a whole 'nother conversation… :slight_smile:

Five years probation, minimum. :wally