Errr, Early Out: It now appears that you were whooshed by “Come again?” 
Is this another form of Gaudere’s Law at work?
Ah, right you are, John Carter of Mars! I was lured into it by the preceding post by Osip, which was of a different character. Sneaky bastards!! 
You’re not very on the balls tonight.
You just had to shoot your mouth off, didn’tcha?
Wait. You’re kidding about the child support part, right?
I really, really, really hate it when a thread devolves into a bunch of puns. Bleah.
Anyway, the sperm donation thing sounds kinda cool… I may make my husband go do this LOL
Well, you sure blew your wad, didn’tcha?
Nah, we’re going balls to the wall on this one…
I really hope you would HELP him with this transaction err deposit err whatever.
Oh and “Hi Opal!” (I’m still trying to figure out what that means…)
Possibly (read almost certainly) inaccurately remembering, but not kidding. There really was ome ridiculous non-privacy rule that made me decide not to donate sperm.
I did this in college, and we got $75.00 per pop, and you could give once every 3 days. Lots of things you shouldn’t do if you’re going to give though, including getting some booty, taking hot showers, etc.
Still, I averaged $150.00 a week for spanking the monkey, which isn’t bad, considering I’d been doing it for free all those years.
Come on everyone, don’t be hard on Early Out.
The federal government has not passed a law regarding the confidentiality of sperm donor records. If it were to do so, sperm donations would slow to a trickle (sorry, I couldn’t help myself). California has made it optional for donors to let their information be released, but it is still only optional.
I donated in graduate school and the going rate was $30 per sample, every three days, with a limit of 10 donations.
Worth more? Yes! That’s because they are not nearly so much fun to get out as sperm. You go through an incredible amount of bloodwork first. Then you have daily fertility shots. Then you have to re-test your blood to make sure the shots are keeping your chemistry at the right levels. This goes on for a couple motnhs, THEN they insert a big-ass needle and suck the eggs out of you.
I looked into this myself, but OW.
From this thread:
Oral sex: Money where you’re mouth is?
I donated for a while in college, but we only received $25. each time. Now I feel like I was getting screwed (so to speak), considering the rates that are being discussed here.
As I recall, you had to agree to total abstinence for at least 3 days prior to making the donation. Also, there was a critical “freeze test”, which many people (rather, their sperm) do not pass. And I don’t think most clinics will even consider a donor who has reached his mid-30’s.
Still, if you’re young enough, if they’re mobile enough, and you haven’t got something better to be doing with your semen (like worrying about whether it’s going to germinate inside your girlfriend), then, why not? It’s better than jerking off.
(regarding the post in that thread)
…ehh… sort of. I guess in an ultra boiled down way it could be explained like that.
I’m pretty sure you couldn’t do this for a living folks.
I dated a former doner and as other posters have said, a fella can only do it once every 3 days or so, less if he’s having sex. (We used to joke that I was costing him $$).
Also, he only did it for about 10 months and then he was cut off because he had 8 pregnancies. I guess that’s the limit. They didn’t want too great a chance of half brothers and sisters meeting 20 years down the road, starting a romantic relationship and winding up with all sorts of things they handn’t banked on.
At least, that was one of the reasons they mentioned to my guy.
It seems these lucrative, get rich schemes always go soft in the end…
Hello?!?!? Unless I’m missing something important here, it is jerking off.