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You folks…
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How dare you gloat and grin at this wonderful man’s passing??
This is a national tragedy!!!
And do you know who caused God to get so pissed at us???
The gays.
The feminists
The abortionists
The…Jews? Someone help me out here.
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And do you know who caused God to get so pissed at us???
The gays.
The feminists
The abortionists
The…Jews? Someone help me out here.
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The millionaire.
And his wife.
I understand that the Teletubbies have issued a very dignified and reserved statement of condolences for the family.
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I’m looking forward to Countdown tonight. Olbermann will no doubt have something elegant and appropriate to say about it.
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Amen. I nominate Keith for Emperor of the World.
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I understand that the Teletubbies have issued a very dignified and reserved statement of condolences for the family.
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It was so gay.
Abortionists and pagans are still split, however.
Death has proven to be the World’s Laxative today, for a Shit passed.
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Abortionists and pagans are still split, however.
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So are the proponents of easy divorce, I understand.
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Wait a minute, how much money are we supposed to donate to prevent God from calling him home?
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Depends. How much you got?
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The millionaire.
And his wife.
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But what about the movie star? I’m sure Hollywood is to blame somehow.
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But what about the movie star? I’m sure Hollywood is to blame somehow.
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And the professors. Especially those who teach evil-lution and godless philosophy.
Lesbians, feminists and pro-choicers everywhere are holding a three day satanic ritual to celebrate.
After that they plan to go back to their primary aim of destroying motherhood, capitalism and Christianity.
It’s God’s little gift to Tammy Faye Messner before she leaves this mortal coil.
I just can’t believe I agree with Fred Phelps on ANYTHING. I better reconsider this rapture thing…
Neh.
Earlier I was on my google home page and the CNN feed had “Falwell found unconscious” followed by “Falwell dead.” Why can’t CNN learn to box up their spoilers?
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Earlier I was on my google home page and the CNN feed had “Falwell found unconscious” followed by “Falwell dead.” Why can’t CNN learn to box up their spoilers?
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The spoiler would have been, “Falwell still unconscious.”
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It’s God’s little gift to Tammy Faye Messner before she leaves this mortal coil.
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Ok, she’s got her gift and now it’s her turn to go. She’s on my list.
Whats he worth 28 points. Should have been a bonus .
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Eagerly awaiting Bush’s expression of grief and loss over the passing of this “great man.” :rolleyes:
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WASHINGTON, May 15 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The following is a statement by President Bush:
Laura and I are deeply saddened by the death of Jerry Falwell, a man who cherished faith, family, and freedom. As the founder of Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Virginia, Jerry lived a life of faith and called upon men and women of all backgrounds to believe in God and serve their communities. One of his lasting contributions was the establishment of Liberty University, where he taught young people to remain true to their convictions and rely upon God's word throughout each stage of their lives.
Today, our thoughts and prayers are with his wife Macel and the rest of the Falwell family.
SOURCE White House Press Office
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Lesbians, feminists and pro-choicers everywhere are holding a three day satanic ritual to celebrate.
After that they plan to go back to their primary aim of destroying motherhood, capitalism and Christianity.
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Nobody invited me to any ritual! :mad: I’ve just been sitting here drinking beer and watching Teletubbies.
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And the professors. Especially those who teach evil-lution and godless philosophy.
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What was Mary Anne guilty of?