Jerry Falwell near death!

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

Phelps will picket the funeral.

(Warning: godhatesamerica link may not be SFW and/or may cause brain damage).

WBC will Preach at Jerry Falwell’s Funeral!!
WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like “God loves everyone”.

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC’s faithful Bible preaching – thereby committing the unpardonable sin – otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre – making him guilty of their sins.

Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!

I’m trying to think of something humorous to say about this but anything I say would be outclassed by the quote itself.

Who knew Falwell had sold out to Arminiansim for lucre?

[Liberal]

@Diogenes the Cynic

Who knew Falwell had sold out to Arminiansim for lucre?

I’m afraid it’s irrefragable.

[you_with_the_face]

@Phelps

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died.

Isn’t that a good thing?

[Muffin]

Falwell is going to be insufferable once he is resurrected in a few days.

[elmwood]

McCain first out of the gate with Falwell condolences

“I join the students, faculty and staff of Liberty University and Americans of all faiths in mourning the loss of Reverend Jerry Falwell,” McCain said in a statement. “Dr. Falwell was a man of distinguished accomplishment who devoted his life to serving his faith and country.

“Our thoughts and prayers are with Dr. Falwell’s family at this difficult time.”

Just when you thought McCain couldn’t get any more ridiculous …

[BJMoose]

@Diogenes the Cynic

Phelps will picket the funeral.

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Who knew Falwell had sold out to Arminiansim for lucre?

I used to be an Arminian by choice (there’s a joke in there somewhere). If Ida known they payed people to join the club, I would have held out for the lucre.

Stray thought: who’s gonna picket Fred Phelps’ funeral?
Besides God.

[Annie-Xmas]

@Muffin

Falwell is going to be insufferable once he is resurrected in a few days.

I would pay to see him rise up when the Phelps start protesting at his funeral.

[Ludovic]

@Annie-Xmas

I would pay to see him rise up when the Phelps start protesting at his funeral.

GOTCHA YA!

[Cervaise]

“Irrefragable”?
ETA: Yes, I know it’s a word. It’s just… such an odd choice of vocabulary. Not at all the sort of verbiage I’d expect a balanced individual like the most reverend Phelps to deploy.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@elucidator

If its the same Big Guy I learned about in Sunday School, Mr. Falwell is in for a nasty surprise.

“Whats that smell? Is it sulphur? Man, is it ever hot here in Heaven!..”

"Nixon? What the fuck are you doing here?

Noooooooooooo…"

[Liberal]

@Cervaise

“Irrefragable”?
ETA: Yes, I know it’s a word. It’s just… such an odd choice of vocabulary. Not at all the sort of verbiage I’d expect a balanced individual like the most reverend Phelps to deploy.

It’s probably one of his lawyer spawn. I think he has one particular son who writes all the screeds.

[Frank]

I shan’t gloat over Falwell’s death; I shan’t shed any tears either. He was a mean-spirited, nasty, petty little man whose goal in life was to spread fear and hate. I just can’t work up any sympathy.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Cervaise

“Irrefragable”?
ETA: Yes, I know it’s a word. It’s just… such an odd choice of vocabulary. Not at all the sort of verbiage I’d expect a balanced individual like the most reverend Phelps to deploy.

Apparently it’s a fancy-pants way of saying “irrefutable.”

I have a pretty deep vocabulary but I had to look this one up myself. Turns out it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

[BrainGlutton]

@Diogenes the Cynic

Apparently it’s a fancy-pants way of saying “irrefutable.”

I have a pretty deep vocabulary but I had to look this one up myself. Turns out it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Well, now your vocabulary has been embiggened!

[CynicalGabe]

@Diogenes the Cynic

I’m going to stick to the adage that if you can’t say something nice about the guy in the coffin…

“Phelps is worse”.

We don’t need no water - let the motherfucker burn

[Sampiro]

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC’s faithful Bible preaching – thereby committing the unpardonable sin – otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

WBC is the Holy Ghost? Who knew. I guess that’s why you never see them together.

It’d be so cool to see Jerry turn into a zombie and eat just one Phelps. I don’t care if it’s one of the kids- it’d still be cool. (The least charitable part of me was disappointed when the WBC was bribed to NOT picket the funeral of Ryan Clark, one of the kids killed at V-Tech. For the Clark family I’m glad, but I think that the Phelps family picketing an unquestionably innocent kid who died senselessly, in a place where emotions are high, in a major city with lots of gun ownership, in a place where street gangs and rednecks of all ethnicities exist and you’ve given them possibly their first ever common cause- THAT would have been a fun show.

[The_Understander]

@McNew

I’m looking forward to Countdown tonight. Olbermann will no doubt have something elegant and appropriate to say about it.

So am I. It’s gonna be epic.

Also, I’d love to see TDS or the Report play to the video game geek in all of us:

“Sane People Win. Fatality!”

…with graphics as seen appropriate by those fine folks.

[RyJae]

@Steve MB

I’m sorry he didn’t live long enough to watch the GOP either get dragged down into irrelevance by his faction or come to its senses and purge them.

You wanted him to live another 70 years or more? RIP Falwell

[Roonwit]

I just called Jim Bakker to see how he’s feeling about this.

He says that if we don’t send him 6 million dollars by noon tomorrow, God is going to raise Falwell from the dead on Thursday.

[BrainGlutton]

@Roonwit

I just called Jim Bakker to see how he’s feeling about this.

He says that if we don’t send him 6 million dollars by noon tomorrow, God is going to raise Falwell from the dead on Thursday.

. . .

Will his bank take a wire transfer?!