From lisacurl’s link:
. But no hockey statue? I mean, we all know the guy can already walk on water! :dubious:
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Sorta takes the whole ‘Hail Mary’ think to a whole new level.
Well, considering what the golf statue looks like, I’m not sure I’d want to see a hockey statue.
I seem to remember seeing some “rejected” Jesus sports statues on Leno, or Letterman. They had things like “Jesus getting picked last for school soccer,” “Jesus getting plastered in dodgeball,” and whatnot.
Kinda like the “Tragic Moments” hummel figurines they had on MST3k, about a thousand years ago.
Well whaddya know, I guess I just didn’t look at the second page. I guess there is a hockey statuetee after all.
" . . . and Jesus in goal facing a breakaway from The Great One–no, the mortal Great One, and he’s screaming down the ice! Red line, blue line, it’s nobody but the Almighty one in the crease and the Great One with the puck! Wrist shot, kick save by the Son of God! But the puck is still loose in front of the net. Gretzky picks it up, another wrist shot–top shelf, SCORE!"
It just goes to show you, Jesus saves, but Gretzky scores.
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I’m going to bed now. If there’s a lighting-burn mark on my mattress, oh well. I’ve been smitten. :smack:
Christ isn’t wearing a helmet! Who does he think he is, Craig MacTavish? At the very least, he should have a helmet of thorns on. What a bad example for the kids.
No, no, that explains why there’s no swimming statue 
I like these even more than the Jesus sports figurines.
blessed are the carpet layers, for they have known lower-back pain
I guess you can’t really expect the Messiah to wave devil horns
So we were studying, and Jesus was totally looking down my shirt
Jesus needs to get his lazy ass in gear and help that poor old farmer tote that bale of hay.
Oh, and thanks - I will have nightmares about that clown. :shudder:
I have a Jesus Christ action figure in my office.
I put a sticker on the box that says “with leper healing action”
Holy crap, Jesus looks extrememly freaky in those pictures! And also, the fact that the clown is in color just adds to the overall freakiness. Who draws these things, honestly? Although, I wouldn’t mind seeing Jesus watching over a prostitute or something. Or scuba diving.
The Ultimate Jesus.
Check out the rest of the site, plenty of blasphemy to go around.
On a side note, my friend and I are proud owners of Jesus Action Figures from the mcphee line and we would have battles to determine the “Evil Lord of the Galaxy.”
I have a Dashboard Monk myself. Makes road trips more interesting. “Enlightenment on a spring!”
That was done on Conan. I also remember seeing Jesus playing wastebasket-ball (in which he hadn’t made any shots in) and Jesus stealing from Derek Jeter’s locker.
Ick, that truck driver looks extremely uncomfortable!
Friends gave me Action! Shakespeare for my birthday last spring, complete with little book and quill pen. The company is Accoutrements (Archie McPhee Wholesale - Accoutrements Toys and Novelties).
He’s standing on the shelf just above my computer now with Bilbo Baggins, no doubt discussing their writing.