Why did you have to fart on the train?!?It’s an enclosed space, people are jammed together and some of them already don’t smell great. Your fart, when coupled with the other smells almost made me lose it.
It was nasty.
Iw was the chicken wings. Besides, I’m not going to painfully suppress a natual bodily function just because some folks like to pretend shit only happens within reach of a bidet.
Jesus Christ farted on your train? Oy.
See, now, I would have thought that was funny, everyone’s voices rising and getting real squeaky and everyone looking around and…
Oh, wait. Sorry. I was thinking Rigelians. They, um, fart… helium… never mind…
Esprix [sub](making a Farscape reference)[/sub]
Blessed are the gaseous, for they shall inherit the railcar.
And on what day did He create the winds?
Couldn’t have been me. It’s a well-documented fact that my farts smell like potpourri.
Is it just me, or did anyone else read the thread title and think:
Superstar!
Do you think you’re what they say you are?
Tell me what you think about your friends at the top.
Who’d you think besides yourself’s the pick of the crop?
Buddha, was he where it’s at? Is he where you are?
Could Mohammed move the mountain, or was that just PR?
Fenris
Spiritus Mundi, are you sure that isn’t “Spiritus Immundi”?
[sup]'Tis an ill wind that blows no man to good.[/sup]
THespos - you’re now a new personal hero of mine! Hail! Can I use that line in my sig? Pweeze? 
As for farts on a train - better that than the elevator, trust me…
mmm…immaculate ejection
You know that you
have truely sinned
when it causes your savior
to break wind
And he said also to the people, “When ye see the south wind blow, ye say, ‘There will be heat’; and it cometh to pass.”
-Luke 12:55
That makes the baby Jesus smile…no, he was just passing gas.
I guess the culprit never heard
" It’s better to burp, and taste it,
Than to fart, and waste it!"
:eek: