Jesus: "I am the true vine."

[panache45]

I didn’t know he meant it literally.

[phouka]

“You can’t spray Jesus with RoundUp.”

Well, why the hell not? He’s not actually a broad leafed, photosynthesizing plant. It’s not like the Son of God is going to be sensitive to glyphosate.

[The_Other_Waldo_Pepper]

@phouka

“You can’t spray Jesus with RoundUp.”

Well, why the hell not? He’s not actually a broad leafed, photosynthesizing plant. It’s not like the Son of God is going to be sensitive to glyphosate.

Still, what’s the harm? He’ll grow back three days later.

[purplehorseshoe]

So will any kudzu, really!