Jesus is NOT a hydrogen-powered sports-car with VTOLthat gives blowjobs!

[Fenris]

While we’re on the topic of dumb bumperstickers, rather than me and my brilliant OP (and why aren’t we? ) how 'bout the utterly idiotic one:

Mean People Suck

Um…well, duh.

Way to take a stand on a morally tough issue, dude. How 'bout going out on a limb and saying “Hitler was bad” or “Nun-Beating is wrong”? (Of course, if this is some sort of bitterly ironic commentary or a riff from a movie or something, I’m gonna be embarrassed. But at face value, it’s possibly the most vapid bumpersticker in the history of mankind…um…with the possible exception of Nuclear war hurts people and other living things. :rolleyes:

The other one that just drives me bugfuck and if I were a psycho, I’d follow people with this bumpersticker until they got out of their car and beat them with a baseball bat with nails in it whilst making them repeat “Being smart is GOOD” over and over. (Lucky for everyone, I’m as gentle as a lamb, innit? ) :

My kid beat up your honor student or the even less charming varient My kid beat your &@*#ing honor student 'till he cried (which I just saw on a trip to New Mexico).

What kind of asshole denigrates intellectual achievement? Like I said: if I weren’t the soul of gentility (and I am) I’d happily commit acts of grevious violence against these troglodytes.

Fenris

[Shagnasty]

*Originally posted by Fenris *
**While we’re on the topic of dumb bumperstickers, rather than me and my brilliant OP (and why aren’t we? ) how 'bout the utterly idiotic one:

** The other one that just drives me bugfuck and if I were a psycho, I’d follow people with this bumpersticker until they got out of their car and beat them with a baseball bat with nails in it whilst making them repeat “Being smart is GOOD” over and over. (Lucky for everyone, I’m as gentle as a lamb, innit? ) :

Fenris **

Better yet, “I’d rather be smart than ugly” would work too.

[Shodan]

*Originally posted by Miller *
**Shodan: It means Good, without God, equal zero. In other words, no matter how good a person you are in life, you still go to Hell if you don’t pay a little lip service to the Big Beard. **

I read the 0 as an O, and it didn’t make any sense.

10Q.

My favorite bumper sticker is still “Ignore previous bumper sticker”.

Regards,
Shodan

[Askance]

On a solid red bumper sticker: If this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast.

Vegetarian is an old Indian word for “bad hunter”

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

[Miller]

Wow, I forgot all about this thread. You know, I think my first post on the previous page is one of the best I ever made on the boards. And on this page: one of the worst.

[Spiff]

Huh. I guess it takes 10 1/2 months or so for the hamsters to get a post all the way to Oz.

[Skywatcher]

Looks like Jesus is a beat-up Chevy station wagon.

[Qazzz]

Jesus, those bumper stickers get on my nerves.

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

Fenris the anti “my kid is an honour student” bumper stickers are not against a respect for inteligence, they are against the fact that someone is so conceited that they would put a sticker on their car saying their kid does well at school. It would be all right if the good kid stickers were all for significant achievements, but they seem to be available for just about anything.

[PigArcher]

[Peggy Hill]
Yeah, well my kid is god to billions of Asians!
[/Peggy Hill]

[Inoshiro]

*Originally posted by Brutus *
**You know, the rest of your post is pretty much lost onme, but you are really onto something with the Robot Monkey Butler idea. WINGED Robot Monkey Butlers would be about as good as heaven on earth, I imagine. **

<dr_evil>Look, all I want is some frickin’ Robot Monkey Butlers with laaaaaaaaaaaasers on their heads! </dr_evil>

[trabi]

But he DOES have VTOL

[LilyoftheValley]

*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen *
**Looks like Jesus is a beat-up Chevy station wagon. **

Holy cow! I used to see that car all the time. Thanks for the flashback. :rolleyes:

I guess it’s true that everything is on the internet.

[Windwalker]

I once saw a bumpster sticker that said “I am gay and proud of it!” or something very similar.

Now, I am a firm believer in gay rights (marriage, yadda yadda), but isn’t this just asking for trouble?

[trabi]

My favourite bumber sticker (actually attached to the inside of the back windscreen of a battered old Mini):

“I wanted a Lamborghini Countache, but I couldn’t pronounce it.”

[Mariemarie]

“Robot Monkey Butlers”… band name!

I can’t believe no one has said that in this thread yet in over a year!

[kferr]

Come on guys, this is 2003! Instead of Flying Robot Monkey Butlers, we need Flying **Genetically Engineered ** Monkey Butler Clones!

[Coldfire]

With… 1920’s style death rays on their heads?

[Tranquilis]

**With… 1920’s style death rays on their heads? **

No… In their eyes!

[Esprix]

Originally posted by Miller

However, I did just want to put the word out to the guy I saw the other day driving a Honda with sixteen different rainbow stickers on the back: Dude, there’s such a thing as too much pride.

Never!

:mad: :eek:

(My current car has a rainbow squiggly and a plush Stitch in the rear window. My old car, however, had a rainbow license plate in the front, a pink triangle with rainbow beads hanging from the rear view mirror, and a pink triangle, rainbow sticker and rainbow cowboy boot [plus a UU sticker and SCA sticker] on the back. It was called the Fagmobile. I used to joke that I was going to paint a charicature of Oscar Wilde on the roof so that low-flying aircraft would know I was a homosexual.)

Esprix