Jesus is NOT a hydrogen-powered sports-car with VTOLthat gives blowjobs!

[hebesphenomegacorona]

*Originally posted by Miller *
**Shodan: It means Good, without God, equal zero. In other words, no matter how good a person you are in life, you still go to Hell if you don’t pay a little lip service to the Big Beard. **

I thought it meant something about orgasms without god.

Maybe it’s orgasmically good to be an atheist

[NoCoolUserName]

Nice artwork Esprix!

About that station wagon: Is it true that all fanatic believers simply do not understand puncuation?

[Miller]

Originally posted in this thread by Esprix on 10-07-02
I was quite guilty of this with my old car when I was still a flaming activist - pink triangle hanging from the rear view (with rainbow beads), rainbow license plate in the front (don’t need two state plates in Pennsylvania), pink triangle and a rainbow sticker and a rainbow cowboy boot on the back window - needless to say, it was the Fagmobile. I used to joke that I was having a charicature of Oscar Wilde painted on the top of the car so low-flying aircraft would know I was a homosexual. (I also had an SCA sticker, a Unitarian Universalist sticker, and a Scottish flag, too.)

Originally posted in this thread by Esprix on 8-29-03
(My current car has a rainbow squiggly and a plush Stitch in the rear window. My old car, however, had a rainbow license plate in the front, a pink triangle with rainbow beads hanging from the rear view mirror, and a pink triangle, rainbow sticker and rainbow cowboy boot [plus a UU sticker and SCA sticker] on the back. It was called the Fagmobile. I used to joke that I was going to paint a charicature of Oscar Wilde on the roof so that low-flying aircraft would know I was a homosexual.)

These zombie threads can be a real bitch, can’t they?

[matt_mcl]

When I looked this thread had 6666 views.

[Esprix]

Well I was hoping no one would notice…

:rolleyes:

Esprix

[Michael_Ellis]

ZOMBIE THREAD! ZOMBIE THREAD!

[Merrin]

Still my favourite, one my mate had years ago during his phase of owning an Alfa Romea and driving it like an absolute twat (granted we were 17 and I drove like a fool too).

“I’m only driving this way to piss you off”

Cracked me up and seriously almost got him smaked around the head a few times after he managed to pull off yet another stupid overtaking move and then ended up next to the guy at the next set of trafficlights:smack:

Merrin

[Road_Rash]

“Jesus is NOT a hydrogen-powered sports-car with VTOLthat gives blowjobs!”
No, he is not. But if he ever decided to BUILD one, It would be the fastest sports car and give the very best blow jobs ever!