Yes, Timmy, Jesus is now blind.
And he was butt nekkid, in the middle of a Pennsylvania winter snowbank.
And he smokes menthols.
And he teaches High School French.
And he has a tragic Oxycodone abuse problem.
Jesus is now under arrest for assaulting a policeman with a plastic toy trumpet.
How many times do we have to read this exact same story over and over before Federal money is spent on a detox program for major religious figures?
Nobody teaches French like Jesus.
Maybe that’s where he spent his missing years; in France. Where else could he have learned the language?
It’s wrong to laugh at the mentally ill, you know.
But dammit, they do some of the craziest shit! 
That officer truly got to witness something scholars have argued about for years.
He got to see how Jesus was hung.
with the snow and cold weather, I’m betting it wasn’t too impressive.
Aaaand now the OTHER GUY IS IN NAKED TROUBLE. Of course, he’s much further South, where it’s warmer.
I could make the joke about the farm in Texas, & the farm in Hell, but I am one of Nature’s Noblemen, & shall forbear.
OOPS!
Florida, not Texas.
Well, I used to live in Florida, & it’s hotter’n Hell, anyway.
Oooooo, cool one-sided beard, BLZ!
If you were crazy and naked, and about to be arrested, which religious figure would you claim to be? Shiva? Al’lah? Jesus? Changing Woman? Thor? “Don’t fuck wit’ me, dude. I’m Hercules, and I’ll tear you asunder!” :rolleyes:
The Merovingians were right all along. Who knew?