Jesus was a jedi!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Think about it…it makes sense. He was simply the most powerful Jedi of all time. Let’s look at some of the miracles and see:

Walking on water: Easy, jedi are known for telekineses.

Healing the blimd/crippled: In the Jedi Knight games by Lucas Arts it is shown that good jedi can ‘force heal’ themselves. Jesus was obviously good enough to force heal others as well.

Turning water into wine and making more fish and bread: Jedi mind trick. He merely fooled those people into thinking the water was wine, and that there was more food.

The evidence is before you, do with it what you will.

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Adventure, excitement? A Jedi craves not these things.

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not too mention the whole being tempted by the dark side thing…

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I wonder what color Jesus’ lightsaber was. . .

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probably white

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C’mon, the robes are a dead giveaway…

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“You don’t need to see their identification - these aren’t the disciples you are looking for…”

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[Darth Vader Voice] JESUS, I AM YOUR FATHER. [/Dath Vader Voice]

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Wouldn’t he have to be Luke? Jesus, as the Messiah, was responsible for “saving” the universe, right?

So, if my logic is correct, then Jesus=Luke.
I’m going to contact Mark Hammel (sp?)!!

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It’s a holy trilogy Meatros.
Father = Vader
Son = Luke
Holy Spirit = The Force

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I’d agree with that except for Darth. While he was technically Lukes father, I think either Yoda or Obi Wan was more of a “spiritual” father.

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so…

Peter - Han Solo
Paul - Chewbacca
James - C3PO
John - R2D2

and Peters boat would be the Millenium Falcon? Or would that be the donkey that Jesus Rode into Nazereth on?

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I would go with the the Millenium Falcon being the donkey Jesus rode in on, because didn’t the Millenium Falcon take Luke to the final showdown? My memories a bit fuzzy…

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actually thinking about it then maybe the donkey is his x-wing.

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I don’t think they had white lightsabers. All I remember seeing are green, red, and purple. But, being Jesus and all, maybe he preformed a miracle on it and made it white.

And I’d say the x-wing is definitely the donkey.