'Jimbee'.

[kambuckta]

Jim, if it’s not a rude question, how old are you?

[Jim_B]

@kambuckta

Jim, if it’s not a rude question, how old are you?

I usually don’t like telling my age. But since you asked, I am 50. But as you know, age is just a number.

Plus I often feel like I am stuck in my 20’s. That is when my life largely took the shape as I know it now.

[kayaker]

@Jim_B

I usually don’t like telling my age. But since you asked, I am 50. But as you know, age is just a number.

Hmmmm, you’re too young to be one of Kurt Vonnegut’s surviving kin. There goes my theory. So it goes.

[Max_S]

@Jim_B

I still have no plans on changing my name. But I thought I’d throw one more thing out there for you. Back when I was quite small, I would count ordinal numbers “nineteenth, twentieth, twenty-oneth, twenty-twoth…” and so forth. Anyways, obviously there is no twenty-oneth or twoth. But that would make an interesting name–twoth. Because I am merely a pretender to the throne, get it? I could even shorten it to “tooth”. That would certainly keep people guessing as to what I mean.

Also, I might as well tell you, FWIW, I once chose the temporary name (on a message board) of Hunu. Cause who knew it was true? Get it? Not too thought-provoking, I know. But I just thought it up on the spare of the moment, in any event.

P.S. Does this count as resurrecting a zombie thread? I honestly don’t know, cause it has only been a couple of weeks after all.

Don’t you know, you’ve given away the game! That won’t do at all. Next time go for a strike, not a spare.

~Max

[kambuckta]

@Jim_B

I usually don’t like telling my age. But since you asked, I am 50. But as you know, age is just a number.

Plus I often feel like I am stuck in my 20’s. That is when my life largely took the shape as I know it now.

Well there goes that theory. I pegged you for someone >75. FIFTY? Fuck! I’m older than you…

Jesus man, nobody actually CARES what you call yourself. Just pick a name and be done with it, it’s not on your birth certificate or passport, right?

[bordelond]

This thread is like a Rob Schneider SNL skit out loud :

“Jim B. … making copies … Jimbee … Jimborama … The Jimster …”

[Emiliana]

@kambuckta

Well there goes that theory. I pegged you for someone >75. FIFTY? Fuck! I’m older than you…

Jesus man, nobody actually CARES what you call yourself. Just pick a name and be done with it, it’s not on your birth certificate or passport, right?

I’ve given less thought to changing these than Jim B. has to his username.

[Colibri]

This isn’t really About This Message Board. Let’s move it to IMHO.

Colibri

[Jim_B]

And lastly, I almost forgot to mention, my porno actor name. For some reason, your porno name is your first pet plus the street you grew up on. Mine would be Toby Strathmoor. What’s yours;)?

[Beckdawrek]

Koko McCullough.
That’s actually a pretty good porn star name. I think.

[begbert2]

So I lived on at least three different streets growing up, and have never had a pet. I guess I’m not destined for a career in porn.

On an unrelated note, I have no opinion about whether you should change your username. As you may guess I don’t expect usernames to be meaningful.

[DorkVader]

@Sunny_Daze

I like Jimbee. It seems friendlier than Jim B.

I like this.

off to research the “chazguest” situation

wheezy chuckle

@Jim_B

And lastly, I almost forgot to mention, my porno actor name. For some reason, your porno name is your first pet plus the street you grew up on. Mine would be Toby Strathmoor. What’s yours;)?

Hmmm, Jojo N.17th Street…herrrrmmmmmppphh I dunno, the only kind of male porn star I can think of for this name would be a Holmesian gay clown porn actor that exclusively does group sex scenes. Definitely not a good porn name, for me anyway.

[Beckdawrek]

@DorkVader

wheezy chuckle

Hmmm, Jojo N.17th Street…herrrrmmmmmppphh I dunno, the only kind of male porn star I can think of for this name would be a Holmesian gay clown porn actor that exclusively does group sex scenes. Definitely not a good porn name, for me anyway.

You always have ‘chazzieboi’ to fall back on.

[Siam_Sam]

Hard to beat Peter O’Toole for a porn name. Too bad it’s already taken, although the original user is now a stiffie. I mean, a stiff.

[Jim_B]

Also FWIW Jacobus Montana is the Latinized version of my name. I wonder if that fact would be useful outside message boards. Hmmm. (I don’t mean to resurrect a dead thread. But I did mean to include this fact originally too.:))

What are the Latinized versions of your names?

[Siam_Sam]

@Jim_B

What are the Latinized versions of your names?

Bigus Dickus

[chela]

I have a cat named Jimmy I have many nicknames for her. Lately Ive stuck her with Jimbalyla

[Jim_B]

Still no plans on changing my name. But I might as well add.

I was also thinking of Jacomus. ‘James’ is actually derived from Jacomus, not Jacobus like some people think.

But would people get the reference? Because I know some people on these boards are pretty smart I know.