I don’t know about terrible- weird maybe, not terrible. Terrible is what she would like without all that surgery- I mean, she’s 72 I think.
Maybe they bowdlerised it even more. Substitute “suppository” for “pill” and you have the old one about the guy who was given suppositories and was told by the doctor to put them in his “back passage”. Returning to the doctor he says “these things you gave me were useless. I put them in my back passage and the dog kept licking them. For all the good they’ve done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse.”
Very funny, Jjimm!
Woosh.
My guess is that the original joke said “her rear” instead of “her ear”. The woman was given birth control pills, she was supposed to swallow them but thought they were suppositories, and so she ended up eight months pregnant.
Funny? No. Well told? No. Original? No. But comprehensible.
This was stolen from You Bet Your Life starring Groucho Marx. Groucho asked a guest what he did for a living. When the guy said he was a tree surgeon, Groucho said, “Did you ever fall out of a patient?”
I realize that comics don’t make up all their own jokes, but it’s pretty lame to steal a famous line from one of the masters.
She’s had her face lifted so many times she is getting a goatee.
I was shocked by how much Hulk Hogan has wasted away.