while doing a search for “Skippy crack” I found a page of quotes by Joe Dietz at http://skylab.org/~plumpy/dietz.txt . This stuff is the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time, but there is one nagging question…Who the heck is Joe Dietz? Why is he so funny? Did he actually write all those books?
“Never forget that you’re never more than 72 hours away from death by
dehydration. Drinking will only prolong that death.”
-Joe Dietz