Joe Millionaire Twist Speculation

Sara was f**king hot.

It wasn’t Evan Drake, it was Robin Colcord.

So, a stupid, shallow woman is hot?

Wow.

Wow, I am now a dumber person for having watched this show.

As I recall she said she kissed him.

Okay, now I want to see Heidi’s reaction to having lost the $500K. And Sara and Melissa, too. Oh, and miss $1million check Mojo.

Yes.

Hot is a purely physical thing. To say she was attractive is something different, though. To me, anyway.

I just got finished watching the tape (I was at work when it aired). It looked to me like she was pretending to kiss the sock, miming her kissing Evan. That’s why there weren’t any subtitles - she was just making smooching sounds.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: the editors for this show are geniuses. They did a brilliant job of mocking all the girls. Those bios were hysterical - all the rejected girls driving around California in their expensive cars and whatnot. Except Zora, of course. That gave it all away really early. I mean, come on. Even if only half of her little biography was even remotely true, she had to win! She’s a substitute teacher that works with the ELDERLY, for crying out loud! She wanted to sell her necklaces to help her aunt in Yugoslavia or wherever that was dying of CANCER!! She had no damn heat in her apartment!!! There was no way they were setting her up to lose.

On top of all that, say what you want about the show, or Evan, or Zora, or whoever, but I’d still trade places with Evan in a heartbeat.

Lucky bastard.

What I meant about the sock-

It appeared to me that she wiped the corner of her mouth with it. Now, either Evan slobbers (not entirely out of the question…) or…ahem…you know. She followed this action with some kind of question as to whether or not that made her look dumb and was that maybe why he didn’t choose her. We all know how guys hate to be “rejected” so… Just wondering. I guess I have a dirty little mind.:smiley:

They really seemed to potray Melissa and Sara as the evil stepsisters to Zora’s Cinderella. Zora didn’t even have a frickin’ gown for the ball in the beginning. Zora almost seemed too nice to be real. Sara and Melissa were nasty witches scheming to get their hands on Evan’s nonexistant millions.

When the twist came I thought to myself “Is that it? I mean seriously, where’s the twist?’” Anybody with a brain could see that one coming.

Whoops. Yeah, that was Robin, not Evan, in Cheers. Maybe Evan from Joe Millionaire was on my mind.

Even if Zora didn’t figure this out, she already knew that Evan was going to give her some kind of a “ring” if she said yes. She could’ve been thinking, “I could say yes, take the ring, dump loser-boy tomorrow, and then sell the ring at a pawn shop. Er … to pay for my poor aunt’s cancer surgery, of course.”

I wonder if Zora has ever visited any 3rd world countries and bathed their children. :wink:

Of course not! She’s no mercenary!