Joe

[kidchameleon]

@YaraMateo

Sorry. I’ll keep that in mind, but no plans on pitting anyone else.

Awww, Dio hasn’t been pitted in at least a month.

[brewha]

What Chevy Chase thread? Pit threads are supposed to be all angry and full of relevant links. Now, I gotta search to find WTF the pitter or pittee is supposed to be pissed about.

I may as well get some actual work done.

[Maus_Magill]

Man… I was hoping to find out where he was going with that gun in his hand, too.

[Merijeek]

There is more than one Joe on this board. You fucking attention hog.

-Joe

[VinylTurnip]

This is the latest in a series of threads in which two posters are arguing about some stupid grudge and I have no fucking idea why.

We can do better.

[Smeghead]

I have no idea what’s going on here.

Luckily, I also don’t care!

[Bryan_Ekers]

@YaraMateo

You’re a hypocrite. You can do what you want, but you feel you can say who’s posts are releveant or not to threads.

And others can respond (or not respond) to that as they want. I fail to see the problem.

[PlainJain]

@Bryan_Ekers

And others can respond (or not respond) to that as they want. I fail to see the problem.

This is the part that confuses me, as well.

[Bryan_Ekers]

Well, maybe if “Joe” was a moderator and had the ability to ban posters for speaking out while preventing others from doing so (or threatening to prevent them from doing so) while he himself spoke out.

I wouldn’t bother calling him a hypocrite, though. Just an asshole, and I would say goodbye to the board in that post and move on.

[Crazyhorse]

OK just so everyone is on the same page here: Someone bumped a 6 year old thread about Chevy Chase Why does everyone (seemingly) hate Chevy Chase? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board to correct a spelling error in one of the ancient posts.

So **YaraMateo **said:

@YaraMateo

People who do thing like this (and there’s been a lot of it lately) should be banned.

And then **wheresgeorge04 **said:

@wheresgeorge04

I just strained my optic nerve, my eyes rolled so hard.

Joe

Sometime a day or two later **Twickster **opened a thread to share a link to something she thought was cool.

@twickster

These are too cool. Ignore the fact that duck beaks are not made of bone, 'kay?

So then **YaraMateo **said:

@YaraMateo

This is kind of old…

And then **wheresgeorge04 **said:

@wheresgeorge04

You bitch and moan about zombies, now you bitch about a thread started today as “kind of old.” What the fuck do you want from us?

Joe

And then this snoozer of a Pit thread was born.

As an aside, during the melee **Colibri **used the term: “Horny sheath” and didn’t get so much as a mod note for it!

@Colibri

Actually, they are, at least inside. The outside is a horny sheath.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@kaylasdad99

<snip>honestly, it’s not like a Pitting is REALLY a badge of honor. :smack: <snip>

You’re just jealous because you’ve never been Pitted. {preens}

@Crazyhorse

<snip>

As an aside, during the melee **Colibri **used the term: “Horny sheath” and didn’t get so much as a mod note for it!

Heh heh - you said “horny.”

[Drunky_Smurf]

People who call for others getting banned for doing something they don’t like should be banned.

[Colibri]

@Crazyhorse

And then this snoozer of a Pit thread was born.

As an aside, during the melee **Colibri **used the term: “Horny sheath” and didn’t get so much as a mod note for it!

If you think it might liven things up, I could toss in some more risque terms from ornithology.

Great Tit
Brown Booby
Oxpecker
Sapsucker

[Crazyhorse]

@Colibri

If you think it might liven things up, I could toss in some more risque terms from ornithology.

Great Tit
Brown Booby
Oxpecker
Sapsucker

Shocking!!

This is worse than that Richard Pryor album about Ornithology from '77!

[Snickers]

I love it when **Colibri **starts talking dirty.

[Merijeek]

@Merijeek

There is more than one Joe on this board. You fucking attention hog.

-Joe

@wheresgeorge04

Right. This is about Merijeek, right?

Joe

Well, now I’m embarrassed. I can’t believe I didn’t check to see if I was mentioned first. I guess I’m just that humble or something. I’m going to flex in front of a mirror and admire my humility.

-Joe

[running_coach]

@Snickers

I love it when **Colibri **starts talking dirty.

We’ve got the birds covered. Now we need someone to cover the bees.

[Colibri]

@Snickers

I love it when **Colibri **starts talking dirty.

What are you wearing.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Crazyhorse

So **YaraMateo **said:

And then **wheresgeorge04 **said:

Sometime a day or two later **Twickster **opened a thread to share a link to something she thought was cool.

So then **YaraMateo **said:

And then **wheresgeorge04 **said:

[Catherine Zeta Jones]I just can’t do it alone![/CZJ]

[Nzinga_Seated]

@Bryan_Ekers

[Catherine Zeta Jones]I just can’t do it alone![/CZJ]

Sigh. Bryan. You really know how to crack me up.