John Corrado, huh?

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And the Scouts are worried about gay scoutmasters. What kind of warped sense of self-worth would these kids get with a misanthrope for a mentor?

Mr. P-n-P’s common sense? Okay, with my trusty .22 Browning Buckmark 5.5" target pistol, open sights and a Weaver stance at 50 yds. I noticed that even after his outburst about my stupidity, he felt compelled to add the word “volunteer” to his revised statement. I guess his common sense didn’t allow him to recognize the fact that I might actually read his entire post. He just assumed I’d fly right by it. Eh, not quite in the X-ring is it? Ah, well. I guess I better work on my breathing exercises.

However, he is right on one thing, I’m not smart enough to be an attorney. I foolishly decided engineering would be more rewarding and the hell with the money. See, I’m not too bright, am I?

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If I were not on SDMB
Something else I’d rather be!
If I were not on SDMB
A WINDOW CLEANER me!
With a scrub-scrub here and a scrub-scrub there
And a scrub-scrub all day long
With a scrub-scrub here and a scrub-scrub there
I’d sing my merry song!

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I’d be a great scoutmaster thank you.

I’d teach those little runts all about ecology by making them pick up all the cigarette butts I toss on the ground.

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Sounds like you’d make a good Smokey the Bear as well.:smiley:

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You win! :smiley:

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Geez, with “friends” calling you satan and asking you to tone down for the pit :eek:,
looks like you need some better comebacks than “Um…”.

How about “With friends like you, who needs enemas?”

Haha. :smiley: A little toilet humor. (yes, I know, very little )

Well, glad to see there’s more deputies to form the posses with. Good luck, I think you’ll need it.

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Here’s a Say hi from the new guy, J.C.