Nah, they’d need an NC-17 if they threw Harvey Keitel in the mix, since he’d be flashing his wang at everyone.
:eek: :eek:
That’s not his wang, it’s his wand.
Og help me.
I now have an image of Keitel in a wizard’s outfit with his “wand” peeking out.
:eek:
Please excuse me while I find some bleach to soak my brain in.
Jeremy Irons would rule in that role.
I’d certainly start seeing them in the theater instead of waiting for the DVD. Jeremy and Alan on the big screen at the same time? Le pantpant
Back up sister. They’re mine, mine I tells ya! 
On second thought, let’s split 'em up. I’ll take Jeremy and you can have Alan. 
It’s already been done, you know. 
LET THEIR BLOOD RAIN FROM THE SKY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!