And now we’re back to ballsacks again. I like how we came full circle on that one.
I work in a radio station, so I pretty much have to listen to the music all day long. We play the John Tesh show. Yeah, at the end of the day, I go home, shove a red hot poker up my ass and relax with a beer.
How can someone inspire so many people to set their anuses ablaze and still end up with a rehymened Connie Selleca? It’s lobotomized logic. It just doesn’t make a lick of sense.
She’s a perverted anthroscrotophiliac. There are run-of-the-mill perverts like zoophiles and the goatse man, and then there is that tiny fraction of humanity that is somehow sexually attracted to John Tesh.
Wait a minute, I’m remembering something.
In the mid nineties, there existed a trio of delightful websites. They were: “Punch Captain Kirk”, “Punch Michael Jackson”, and “Punch John Tesh”. You clicked on a button and activated an animated arm to deliver a haymaker to the celebrity of your choice. I just did a Google search and it seems these websites have been shut down. What a shame! I’d have provided a link to the JT punching site here as an outlet to those of you forced to listen to his radio show.
Still sexier than Tesh.
[sub]Heck, he’s dead and he’s sexier than Tesh.[/sub]
I (thankfully) am not subjected to Tesh, but my HUSBAND loves Delilah.
I want to tie her up and cut her eyelids off, slowly, with nail scissors for her voice alone…
But what about Jerry boy? How does Tesh involve Mr Moral Majority? Inquiring minds want to know…
I believe that’s considered domestic abuse in most states.
Tesh is a born again Christian and even though he doesn’t mention anything about it in his radio show, you can just tell by the smarmy sound of his voice that guys like Falwell and Robertson give him a chubby.
Oh. And here I was hoping for some REAL scandal. Damn.
My husband says I don’t like Delilah because she is nice and I am too snarky. As if… :rolleyes:
I used to listen to Delilah while I was sleeping. Mostly for the music-it was slow and soothing, so it helped me fall asleep.
Delilah though…I dunno, I really didn’t care one way or another. Now though, I think I’d puke, or go into a diabetic coma.
http://www.urbandictionary.com is the Wikipedia of slang.
Here’s an interesting factoid about Delilah…
She has an entire recording studio built in her home and lives in the boonies in upstate New York.
I bet her life sucks. </sarcasm>
(my ex worked for Clear Channel Communications doing sales rubbish, and the stations that she worked with all carried Delilah’s syndicated show)
Not only did they have this bizarre agreement, but they felt the need to discuss it with tv and magazine interviewers, ad nauseum, for a fuckin’ year before they got married.
I picture the two of them, in the sack, rolling their eyes and lamenting about the lame fuck they’re tied to for the rest of their lives.
Another thing that Tesh does, which annoys the shit out of me, is that he never says his wife’s name. It’s always, “my wife,” never “my wife, Connie” or “Connie, my wife.” I mean, jeeze, douche bag why can’t you say her name? 99% of your fans know you’re married to her, so even if you just said, “Connie” they’d know who the fuck you were talking about. She’s got a name, use it, you bastard!
We have two stations which play John Tesh’s show starting at 7 PM. They don’t always play the same song after the same spoken bit, though, so he might not be completely responsible for the crappy songs that get played.
Yep, he used to be on Entertainment Tonight with Mary Hart so I was surprised to see he was a “musician”. And now an advice guy–Wow! :rolleyes:
Trouble is, you can’t do that in many work enviornments. It’s fine in an office, but if I did that at work, I’d stand a good chance getting killed- I need to be able to hear people warn me before they come swinging past me with a two by twelve or drop a curtain on my head. Besides, it gives everyone a mutual topic of conversation- how much you hate the station. That promotes bonding and such.
Seriously, Tuckerfun, what happened to Falwell? In your OP, I mean.
This actually has a term: it’s called “revirgination”. Of course, it’s all about lying to yourself etc, but there is a word for it!
appleciders --Tesh and Falwell share religious viewpoints. That’s all.
+1 insightful! WOULD SUCKLE AGAIN!