Johnny L.A. is really, amazingly, drunk.

Yeah, I know that drunken posts are frowned upon. But the fact remains: I’m toasted.

Been drinking Jeagermeister and beer. I was having a great conversation with my roimmate and watching Killer Clowns From Outer Space when I realized that more intocicants were in order. Worse yet, I quit smoking a week ago. I’ve just returned from purchasing beer and a pack of Marlboros. Roommate is passed out in his room, and I’ve put the beer in the fridge. No more sauce for me tonight! Although, I am smoking a cig.

We were having the most incredidible conversation about filmmaking. Roomie revealed that he thinks himself incabable of directing his latest project. He thinks something more on the order of his previous works is in order. Okay. Sounds good to me.

Okay. I can deal with a low-budget film. I’ve dusted off the script for Mutilation Maniacs. Could be fun.

The thing is, I rarely drink to excess. Seriously. But damn, it feels good to cut loose now and again!.

I’ve just put into practice “Zen and the Art of Driving While Intozicated”. B;pddy tupid! That was easy compared to posting while intoxicated! But seriously: Don’t drink and drive. I’ve returned safely after realisong I’m fucked up; but I’m not going to make a habit of it!

It’s been an interesting evening. We started watching the film, had a drunken conversation about times past, and now roomie is passed out; a state in which I shall find myself in a very few minutes.

I signed up for a scuba diving class today. I’ve been PADI and NAUI certified, but I want to take the entire course again. I’m thinking that with my new underwater housing for my Bolex I might be able to capture some good footage.

But for now, I’m really out fo it.

Take note: I rarely drink, and especially rarely do I drink to excess. But tonight, I have.

That is all.

But … but … jager???

You are in for a hard landing, my brother.

I’ll take some Motrin bofore I go to bed…

I am constantly amazed at the number of Americans who drink Jaegermeister as if it were vodka or whisky.

You do realize that Germans only drink it when they have eaten too much, and even then, they only drink ONE shot. Period.

At any rate…enjoy the buzz. Tomorrow, we will all SCREAM AND WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS AT YOU!

DMark: LOL! Hah! I’m sure you are right!

Gods, if only I had an SO to help me through this! (FTR:I’ve had maybe four or five shots, plus the beers (including some Stone"Ruiniation" 7.7% IPA).

Hey can I join you?

I wanna get drunk sooo bad right now. Well not really pissed outta my mind drunk but pleasantly buzzed with a hangover headache that will go away with a tall glass of water, good coffee and a nice sleep.

I’m drunk too. Let’s see, I started off with a vodka and soda. Then I had a rum and orange juice. Then we went out and I had many beers. Then I had a buttery nipple shot. The I came home and I am drinking a vodka and orange juice. But I really don’t feel drunk yet. I keep trying to feed my friends drinks but they keep saying they have to drive home, but I tell them they can spend the night. Then I just made chocolate chip cookies. Just no ultrafilter mentioned something about group sex, and it is true there are two boys and two girls but I highly doubt that is going to happen. Anyway I think I will eat a cookie and have one more drink and go to sleep. Goodnight everyone.

Jaeger? My friend, God himself couldn’t help you when you’re coming off the Jaeger.

Shiver me timbers, an’ walk me plank!

No headache, no hangover, no ill effects whatsoever. :slight_smile:

Bet you’re still drunk. Bwah hah hah.

Glad to hear you got back safely. It was a very dumb thing to do. But by your post I can tell you realise that.

What?! You don’t even feel a little wooly headed? Man, what luck!

On the other hand, I can drink a good quality vodka and o.j. all night long and never feel a thing in the morning. However, if I’m mixing different types of booze, I definitely regret it the next morning.

Lucky bastard. Still, your next one’s going to be twice as bad to compensate. Jaeger can be put off, but never denied.

We must be twins, I have never gotten a hang-over, I was going to say it doesn’t matter what I had to drink, but I have never had Jaegermeister.