Because I am bored at work, where I am alleged to be working:
Charlie Sheen Haiku, by Newsbunny:
I’m an F-18.
I’ll destroy you in the air
Scoreboard of the heart
Prince William
Is getting married real soon
Do you give a shit
(not “humourous”, but works)
Earthquake aftershocks
Ruins Christchurch, New Zealand
Tower icon falls
Libya in chaos
Gadaffi is a madman
How will it all end?
dear wisconsin
go fuck yourselves you commies
-Love, The Koch Brothers
Black Swan is dancing
loving cheering bleeding girl
Little golden man
Charlie no sheeny
rumble tumble stumble fall
who’s seen my career
Wisconsin, Yemen,
Libya, UK, Egypt–
People find their voice.