Joke someone just emailed to me.

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are freezing cold.”

The mother replied, “Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.” So the daughter did and her hand warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend
and he said, “My hands are freezing cold.” The girl replied, “Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.” So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, “My nose is cold.” The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up. So he did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boy friend was again driving with the daughter and he said, “My penis is frozen solid.”

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her mother, “Have you ever heard of a penis?” Slightly concerned the mother said, “Why, yes! . Why do you ask?”

The daughter replies, “Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don’t they?”

A car has a flat tire on an icy Minnesota road. The young man gets out to change it, but he doesn’t have any gloves. In a few minutes, he gets back in the car and says, “My hands are frozen.”
His girlfriend takes them and put them between her thighs. “This’ll warm them,” she says.
He’s surprised, but delighted.
In a while he goes back out to work on the tire more, but comes in after a while and slides his hands between her thighs.
He goes out and works some more but gets back in the car awfully quickly. He starts to put his hands between her legs, but she stops him.
“Say,” she says, “don’t your ears ever get cold?”

An Amish couple having sex:
“Oh, Jebediah! Do me buggy-style!”

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