Rocco and Vinny have a gay co-worker by the name of Frankie. One day Frankie swishes up to the two and says, “Rocco, Vinny, hold on to your big ugly gold chains, 'cause I’m having a big old party at my place this weekend!”
“Hey, dat’s cool, Frankie,” says Rocco, “What you want we should bring?”
“Well, Rocco, I’m glad you asked,” says Frankie. “Because actually, it’s a theme party. And the theme of the party is ‘emotions.’”
Rocco and Vinny haven’t the foggiest what Frankie is talking about, but they feel it would be worse to look stupid, so they nod their heads and say “Sure, sure, a teme pawty, okay…” and promise to show up at the designated time that Saturday.
Still a bit confused, Rocco and Vinny show up on Saturday with their usual bottle of wine. They open the door to a scene like they have never witnessed: dozens of strange people dressed in outlandish costumes. In one corner is a guy painted all green and wearing nothing but green underpants…he’s “green with envy” of course. Over by the punch bowl writhing lithely with a woman who is dressed in flames of anger is a man whose passion has turned him completely pink.
Finally, Rocco and Vinny get it. And they realize they are underdressed. And so they temporarily retreat to form a new game plan.
Two hours later they show up again. The door opens. The music stops. Everyone in the house turns and stares at them.
Rocco is standing at the door completely naked, save a pear, into which he has drilled a hole in order to insert his penis through the fruit.
Vinny is standing next to him, also naked as the day he was born, except for a little cup of pudding, into which he has managed to bend his penis so that it sits in the pudding just so.
Frankie comes into the room to see what all the commotion is and sees the two of them standing there. In shock, he screams “Rocco, Vinny, what the hell are you doing?!”
“Hey, isn’t it obvious?” says Rocco.
“I’m deep in dis pear, and Vinny’s fuckin’ dis custard.”
Maybe not as funny to read.