A man’s sitting in a bar on Superbowl day. It not having a TV screen, it’s pretty empty, since everyone’s out watching the game. The guy catches the bartender’s eye, and asks for a pitcher of water.
“Sure. I’ll just fetch you one” says the bartender, disappearing through a door in the back. The man is left sitting alone at the bar.
Suddenly, he hears a small voice. “That’s a nice suit, sir!”.
The man looks around; nope, no-one’s entered the bar. The place is deserted. He must have imagined it.
But then again he hears the voice. “I love your haircut!”
He looks around again. Still no-one there. He gets up, and looks around for a hidden TV or radio, but he can’t see any; besides, they’d be covering the Bowl. The man is starting to get unnerved now. He decides to sit down and wait to see if he hears it again.
“I really really like you!”
The man jumps up. He knows he’s heard something this time, but there’s still no-one in the bar! Now he’s getting very worried. He’s just about to leave when the bartender returns with his water.
“Uh, excuse me, this may sound odd, but…I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about me…”
“Ahhhhhh, yes. Don’t worry about that”, says the bartender, gesturing to a small bowl on the bar. "It’s just the peanuts…