Jokes that just need to DIE ALREADY

The BBQ Pit
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I KNOW it was the water.

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And besides, stray cats are the best tasting ones!

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If we can just let this thread go idle, then revive it some ways down the road, and someone can chime in with a zombie ‘joke’, we can achieve some sort of meta/Möbius self-referential ideal.

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We do it for the halibut. It’s our sole reason for posting.

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That stupid banana bird joke.

26

Well, there are 10 kinds of people. . .

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Yeah, ENOUGH ALREADY! :wink:

28

To appeal to the tree-huggers, we try to call them “free range.”

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All the variations_every last one of them_ of “-splaining” make me want to punch the user full hard in the taint.

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That’s what SHE said.

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I’d love to wave a magic wand and make the following go away:

  1. Any joke regarding Al Gore claiming to invent the internet, and
  2. Any reference to cold weather followed by some version of “must be global warming”.
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See, Dihydrogen Monoxide is dangerous!

33

:eek::eek::eek:

34

Get it right. It’s Taco Bell. But that should not be confused with Mexican food.

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Humanities degree = job at McDonald’s

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I just smoked marijuana. Now I’m really hungry!

37

What is this “pretend” of which you speak? :stuck_out_tongue:

38

I laughed. Then I got high.

39

Yeah, even the world’s biggest moron could mastermind that joke.

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You got that backwards. You high or something? :slight_smile: