whitesplaining, mansplaining, straightsplaining, cissplaining, etc. All of these, and any other variations fall under the heading of “taint punch worthy.”
I’m not at the taint punching stage for use of the old Ricky Ricardo “you got some splainin’ to do,” yet. I’ve been known to use it myself, but it too is growing tiresome.
The expression: “X” needs to die already.
“Around here, we call that bait!”
Around here, we call you stupid. That was funny for two weeks in 1986.
…hydroplaning…
Similar to this: When people talk about an as-yet-unmade sequel to a movie, and think it’s funny to call it “Name of Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo”. Hasn’t been funny for 3 decades now.
you’d be surprised at the rate stupid people are being produced.
look who wins elections.
look how our society functions.
the world is powered by stupid.
…orangutaning…
“TGIF. Thank God It’s Friday. That shit was cute for about a week and a half.”
– George Carlin
Totally racist. It’s the Vietnamese who eat cats.
Here is the most recent thread with the “dihydrogen monoxide” joke. I agree with the OP http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18158845
Batman… if he’s prepared.
But does he have 14 k of g in a f p d?
You just don’t know the joys of telling the same people the same joke over, and over again, or when the straight line is served up, the fun of the knowing look that you might dish it up at any second.
…jacklalanneing…
Yeah. The best kind of fun is the kind you inflict on others.
It’s all in fun until someone…dammit.
Aw, someone having a case of the Mondays?
Chuck Norris jokes.
Sports jokes that are constantly recycled (i.e., “What does a Browns fan do when his team wins the Super Bowl? He turns off the Xbox.”)
Jokes that take pride in being inane (“If we shouldn’t eat animals, why are they made of meat?”)
I just wanted to acknowledge this.
Do you like fish sticks?
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