And what’s the deal with airline peanuts?
I mean, who are we trying to keep out of these things?
True, but technically, the issue is the language, not the arithmetic - if someone writes “五加五等於十,” then someone who doesn’t read Chinese wouldn’t get it, but “五加五等於十” simply means “five plus five equals ten.”
(I know, I’m being pedantic.)
In other words, someone who didn’t know English would say “Five plus five equals ten” (in English) is so hard to read. American/English arithmetic is so hard!"
Yes, you do; you just don’t know the source of the quotes.
Correct answer fail. 
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I saw one in the wild just last week.
I’m not going to go look for it though.
And you’ll have to pry “that’s what she said” from my cold, dead hands. That never gets old. 
pics or it didn’t happen
That’s what SHE said.
That’s what she said.
That’s what SHE said, suggestively, making us think of sexual intercourse!
So I should go back to writing, “None of your goddamn business!” on forms?
Oh. Like “Hip Hop”.
Tom Waits. (1:38 in video)
The Church of Noybah?
Yep, Ole Tom is who I think of when I use the phrase.
That, and “I’m so horny the crack o’ dawn better watch out”.
Not a joke, as in a joke with a punch line. But, every single fucking time someone mentions Byzantium or Constantinople or Istanbul in a thread, for any reason, we suffer through ten posts of snippets from the song lyrics, and it isn’t funny any more.
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.
(Freddy the Pig am I doing it right? 
The punch lines of a lot of internet jokes that are by now done to DEATH.
Leonardo DiCaprio not getting an Oscar.
T Rex having small arms.
Indestructible old Nokia phones.
etc.
Opal herself actually hated it, and wished people would stop using it.
Most of the in-jokes here have been done to death, “once for 20 minutes”, “1920s death rays”, etc. And the whole “zombies” things. Dopers are pretty damned good at never letting a joke die off, long after its time.